Explaining shit to Space Aliens?

sabreguy · Post by **sabreguy** » January 16th, 2008, 7:51 pm

jbird_710 wrote:

This one looks like Bob!

Exnav · Post by **Exnav** » January 16th, 2008, 8:11 pm

This was one scary clown.

Steven King had it right.

Post by **AlisoBob** » January 25th, 2008, 6:09 am

Only in England.....

Farmer hides castle from building inspectors with Hay Bales

By Peter Apps
LONDON (Reuters) - A farmer built an entire mock castle behind a screen of hay bales and lived there concealed for four years to evade planning regulations, officials said on Friday -- but it may be torn down anyway.

Robert Fidler hopes to take advantage of a provision of planning law that allows buildings without planning permission to be declared legal if no objections have been made after four years

But Reigate and Banstead Borough Council in Surrey is not impressed.

"It does not count because the property was hidden behind hay bales," said a spokeswoman. "No one knew it was there."

The council wants the building near Redhill some 30 km south of London to be demolished, along with an associated conservatory, marquee structure, wooden bridge, patio, decking and tarmac racecourse.

"It looks like a mock-Tudor house from the front and it's got two turrets at the back," the spokeswoman said. "I understand there is also a cannon."

The couple would have been unlikely to get planning permission as the farm was in "green belt" land where building was restricted, she said. A hearing takes place in February.

Fidler's wife Linda told the Daily Mail newspaper the children grew up looking at straw out of the windows of the house and that they kept their son away from playschool on the day his class were due to do paintings of their houses.

"We couldn't have him drawing a big blue haystack," she said. "People might ask questions."

Planning inspectors had been called to the site by concerned neighbours shortly before Fidler took the hay bales down in summer 2006 but had not seen the house.

"When the inspectors went there, all they saw was hay bales and hay bales on agricultural land are not that unusual," the spokeswoman said.

"I think the neighbours thought there might be something going on but it is difficult to tell, isn't it?"

Any questions on why the Brits didnt find WMD's in Iraq?

britincali · Post by **britincali** » January 25th, 2008, 7:48 am

AlisoBob wrote:

Any questions on why the Brits didnt find WMD's in Iraq?

The only WMD in iraq is the american army

Post by **AlisoBob** » January 25th, 2008, 8:01 am

Nitrous is like a hot girl with an STD. You know you wanna hit it but you're scared of the results!!

WTF is this....

britincali · Post by **britincali** » January 25th, 2008, 8:05 am

AlisoBob wrote:Nitrous is like a hot girl with an STD. You know you wanna hit it but you're scared of the results!!

WTF is this....

I found it on a lightning board, I like it

dannygraves · Post by **dannygraves** » January 25th, 2008, 8:17 am

you wear protection and HIT IT! in both cases a helmet will work!

pstoffers · Post by **pstoffers** » January 25th, 2008, 12:35 pm

dannygraves wrote:
you wear protection and HIT IT! in both cases a helmet will work!

Post by **AlisoBob** » February 3rd, 2008, 8:35 pm

Are the English losing their minds???

Quarter of Brits think Churchill was myth: poll

Sun Feb 3, 7:12 PM ET

LONDON (AFP) - Britons are losing their grip on reality, according to a poll out Monday which showed that nearly a quarter think Winston Churchill was a myth while the majority reckon Sherlock Holmes was real.

The survey found that 47 percent thought the 12th century English king Richard the Lionheart was a myth.

And 23 percent thought World War II prime minister Churchill was made up. The same percentage thought Crimean War nurse Florence Nightingale did not actually exist.

Three percent thought Charles Dickens, one of Britain's most famous writers, is a work of fiction himself.

Indian political leader Mahatma Gandhi and Battle of Waterloo victor the Duke of Wellington also appeared in the top 10 of people thought to be myths.

Meanwhile, 58 percent thought Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's fictional detective Holmes actually existed; 33 percent thought the same of W. E. Johns' fictional pilot and adventurer Biggles.

UKTV Gold television surveyed 3,000 people.

iggys-amsoil · Post by **iggys-amsoil** » February 3rd, 2008, 11:54 pm

The dumbing down of America applies cross the pond too.

britincali · Post by **britincali** » February 4th, 2008, 7:53 am

AlisoBob wrote:UKTV Gold television surveyed 3,000 people.

Thats why

If you surveyed barstow I guaranteed 20% would say hililary was the current president

Post by **AlisoBob** » February 4th, 2008, 7:55 am

Is watching UKTV Gold anything like watching the WB?

britincali · Post by **britincali** » February 4th, 2008, 7:58 am

Nah UKTV gold is nothing but repeat epiodes of old stuff, some of the old shows are good but most of it is REALLY crap stuff.

Its the perfect channel for those sitting at home with double digit IQ's

Post by **AlisoBob** » September 12th, 2008, 12:43 pm

Dad chases nude boy from daughter's room with pipe

Sep 12, 2:54 PM (ET)

DELTONA, Fla. (AP) - An angry Deltona father whacked his teenage daughter's boyfriend with a metal pipe after finding the boy naked in his daughter's room. Authorities say the father, 45, didn't even know his daughter had a boyfriend or that the youngster had been sneaking into the home for more than a year.

When he heard noises coming from his daughter's bedroom Thursday morning and saw a stranger standing naked on the girl's bed, he swung a metal pipe. He then chased the teen out the front door and called police.

The boy was taken to the hospital where doctors closed a head wound with staples.

The father was charged with aggravated battery on a child and bonded out on $10,000.
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Explain to me where the crime is?

Exnav · Post by **Exnav** » September 12th, 2008, 12:57 pm

AlisoBob wrote:Explain to me where the crime is?

I agree....having daughters age 20 and 17 allow me that

dannygraves · Post by **dannygraves** » September 12th, 2008, 1:02 pm

well... you can't assault a minor... unfortunately... but if he had a gun and chansed the kid out without shooting him, there wouldn't be an issue. which is why everyone (especially those with daughters) should own a gun

plus then the kid would have been outside running around naked, which combined with getting the crap scared out of him with the gun would have been punshment enough.
I had a girlfriend in highschool who was all freaky and we used to do it all over her house while her parrents were home sleeping, and sometimes awake in the other room.... again... good times!

we used to do it in the hot tub in her back yard while her dad was watching TV right on the other side of the glass, her mom busted us once but didn't say anything about it.

iggys-amsoil · Post by **iggys-amsoil** » September 12th, 2008, 4:27 pm

Its called assult on a minor, section ..........

Danny you remind of the times living in Palm Springs, during the summer months we would just take a blanket a few drinks and walk out in the des. good times. Others would be on the edge of the country clubs golf course, funny, one time security spoted my car they were driving all over looking for us. Never did find us.

dannygraves · Post by **dannygraves** » September 12th, 2008, 5:53 pm

hehehe good times, eh

dannygraves · Post by **dannygraves** » September 12th, 2008, 5:54 pm

I had a favorite cul-de-sac in the business park in san clemente where I used to take girls in my '62 connie

iggys-amsoil · Post by **iggys-amsoil** » September 12th, 2008, 10:49 pm

dannygraves wrote:I had a favorite cul-de-sac in the business park in san clemente where I used to take girls in my '62 connie

Funny you mention that, now a days the cul-de-sac next to me where the mail boxes are seems to be a good spot, well at least there using condoms.

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