The Birth...

[AlisoBob]

Subject:The Birth

The marriage of an 80 year old white businessman and his 20 year old secertary was the talk of the town. After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child.

The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said, 'This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?'

The old man grinned and said, 'You got to keep the old motor running!!"

The following year, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their second child. The same nurse was attending the delivery and again went out to congratulate the old gentleman. She said, 'Sir, you are something else. How do you manage it?'

The old man grinned and said, 'I told you before, You gotta keep the old motor running.'

A year later, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their third child. Again, the same nurse was there for this birth also and, after the delivery, she once again approached the old gentleman, smiled, and said, 'Well, I guess the old motor is still running....."

The old man replied, " Yup, purr's like a kitten!"

The nurse, still smiling, patted him on the back and said, 'Well, I guess it' s past time to change the oil.......Because this one's black.'

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