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[AlisoBob]

Larry, an accountant, gets home late one night and his wife, Linda,
says, 'Where in the hell have you been?'

Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'

'I got a hundred dollar bill on my dick!", he said proudly.

'What the hell were you thinking?' she said, Shaking her head in disdain.

'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed
on his privates?'

'Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

'Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.'

'Three, I like how money feels in my hand.'>

'And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right
here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you feel like it!!"

Larry is recovering in Room 232 at Mount Sinai Medical Center

[Hellbear]