His vs hers diary....

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His vs hers diary....

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HER DIARY:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet
at a bar to have a drink.

I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at
the fact that I was a bit late,

but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we
could talk.

He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; he said,
Nothing.' I asked him if it

was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had
nothing to do with me,

and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept
driving.

I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you,
too.'

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted
nothing to do with me anymore.

He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and
absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15
minutes later, he came to bed.

To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still
felt that he was distracted,

and his thoughts were somewhere else.

He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that
his thoughts are with someone else.

My life is a disaster.


HIS DIARY:
Missed a big deer today, but at least I got laid.
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There it is; the reason I'll never get married.

My sister (woman with no work skills, hasn't had to work in 25 years, has no personal income, has been married to the same guy for 35 years that paid for everything she has without question, and who divorced her husband because "she got married too young / doesn't want to married any more") wanted to move into my house so she could sponge off of me and I told her no.

"You make bad decisions and I don't want to come home to find my house emptied out or burned to the ground."

Her response was, "I don't make bad decisions on purpose.".

Did I mention she's 10 years older than me?

It makes my head hurt. :bash:
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