the board stretcher

[2strokeforever]

so i work at a sawmill and figured id play a joke on the new guy....
hes piling boards and i go up to him and say
go find the boss and ask him where the board stretcher is, hurry....
i couldnt believe when he ran off and did exactly that

turns out the boss dosent have a sense of humor, got written up, but it was worth it

[Nodge]

New guys are fun.
We usually send them for a set of Push Slaps,
a pipe stretcher,
the key to the V-door,
or get them to fill the water tank with a hose coming off the water tank.

[freeride588]

I worked at a lumberyard when I was younger the board stretcher trick was a right of passage for all new guys. When they tried to get me i said you cant stretch wood and everyone was so bummed they could not get me. 2stroke sorry your boss is a dick.

[2strokeforever]

jokes on him now, and theres nothing he can do about it, brought the camera and took some pictures of a few of the million compo/OHS violations at his mill
he must of saw cause he spent a lot of time bolting guards up today gonna wear the go pro to work, hes got quite a bit of overtime on the way, hes the owner so he isnt gonna get paid extra for it