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WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY
Don't forget to mark your calendars.


As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So this Saturday at 1 PM Pacific Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America !

P.S.. It is your patriotic duty to inform others. If you don't send this to at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.

Got my lawn chair and Brewskis ready.

Mad Dog wrote:Got my lawn chair and Brewskis ready.

x2

HA HA HA!
I sent that to some of my buddies.
Here's a response from one of them:

"This sounds good but lets put an age and weight limit on this to protect the supporters in the lawn chairs."

Sounds like a good idea to me.

Tharrell wrote:HA HA HA!
I sent that to some of my buddies.
Here's a response from one of them:

I did the same.
Response...
"It should probably be done monthly because of on going infiltration."

Mad Dog wrote: "It should probably be done monthly because of on going infiltration."

Ever read this, or something like it:

http://www.familysecuritymatters.org/pu ... detail.asp

im calling for all aussie womens to support our american brothers in this cause we could rid all muslim terrorists world wide deck chair and 6pack at the ready

considering our two countries are the two most obease countries in the world, i second age and weight limits.
shaving cream and razors will also need to be provided by the authorities to make sure our views arent obstructed by bush!
any trannies caught in the march must be dealt with swiftly and serverily!

hoofarted wrote:

Mad Dog wrote: "It should probably be done monthly because of on going infiltration."

Ever read this, or something like it:

http://www.familysecuritymatters.org/pu ... detail.asp

that reeks of immigration!