Banned Hoon Oath
Posted: October 10th, 2007, 7:53 am
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card.
Just the stone cold truth about great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry bastard who made you sad, then kick his ass!
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be until you quit your friggin' whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh to make sure everyone see's your clumsy self.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" (you may ask)
"Because you are my friend".
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it.....
..... but only you can feel the true warmth.
( courtsey John Ellett )
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card.
Just the stone cold truth about great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry bastard who made you sad, then kick his ass!
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be until you quit your friggin' whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh to make sure everyone see's your clumsy self.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" (you may ask)
"Because you are my friend".
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it.....
..... but only you can feel the true warmth.
( courtsey John Ellett )
