Traveling Seniors

[Mad Dog]

My wife and I are traveling by car from
> Victoria to Prince George . Being
> Seniors, after almost eleven hours on the
> road, we were too tired to
> continue, and decided to take a room. But, we
> only planned to sleep for four
> hours and then get back on the road. When we
> checked out four hours later,
> the desk clerk handed us a bill for $350.00.
>
> I explode and demanded to know why the charge
> is so high. I told the clerk
> although it's a nice hotel; the rooms
> certainly aren't worth $350.00 for
> four hours. Then the clerk tells me that
> $350.00 is the 'standard rate'. I
> insisted on speaking to the Manager.
>
> The Manager appears, listens to me, and then
> explains that the hotel has an
> Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference
> centre that were available for us
> to use .'But we didn't use them," I said.
> ''Well, they are here, and you could
> have," explained the Manager.
>
> He went on to explain that we could also have
> taken in one of the shows for
> which the hotel is famous. "we have the best
> entertainers from New York ,
> Hollywood , and Las Vegas perform here," the
> Manager says.
>
> "But we didn't go to any of those shows," I
> said. "Well, we have them, and
> you could have," the Manager replied.
>
> No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned,
> I replied, "But we didn't use
> it!"
>
> The Manager is unmoved, and eventually I gave
> up and agreed to pay.
>
> I wrote a check and gave it to the Manager.
>
> The Manager is surprised when he looks at the
> check. "But sir, this check
> is only made out for $50.00." ''That's
> correct. I charged you $300.00 for
> sleeping with my wife," I replied.
>
> "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
>
> I said, "Well, too bad, she was here, and you
> could have."
>
>
> Don't mess with Senior Citizens

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