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Mik329 · Post by **Mik329** » June 5th, 2010, 7:39 am

So I've been in Paris and now London the whole week. Every pub, night club and restaurant we've been to plays FUCKING Michael Jackson. I'm going to get arrested soon for throwing chairs, tables maybe even people.......

98cr500rider · Post by **98cr500rider** » June 5th, 2010, 7:17 pm

Well if you frequent gay bars

Fuck i think i better phuck off for a while.

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redrocket190 · Post by **redrocket190** » June 5th, 2010, 9:12 pm

Ask someone to guide you to a "Firkin" pub. Traditional style with beer brewed on the premises.

dannygraves · Post by **dannygraves** » June 5th, 2010, 11:57 pm

dude, you just have to find one of the old school shitty pubs, like one that is a house in a neighborhood with just a beer sign. thats where the old dudes chill and yell at each other. Although, it you can bear the music, the disco techs are probably loaded with hot ass

When I was in Hungary I learned to tollerate shitty music to be around the hot ass... unfortunatelly the music grew on me

Mik329 · Post by **Mik329** » June 8th, 2010, 4:17 am

it's funny even the shit hole little pubs were playing it but you are correct about the disco scene. Holy shit I love those nasty Russian and Czech chics.....probably get my ass in trouble and divorced if I stayed there too long!

Rosco-Peeko · Post by **Rosco-Peeko** » June 8th, 2010, 6:04 am

Romania has some very nice looking women! Got to be careful around there and Hungary. They run scams on foreigners. Talk to a very nice lady for a few.....two hairy ass thugs show up and demand a couple thousand for her time. Blow them off and out come the blades as they "walk" you to an ATM.

That happened to a guy I know in Budapest. He was just talking with two very nice women....just BS'ing. They took him for I think $3K. Turned into a huge investigation....

When I was in Europe (Germany), I hit the Irish Pubs or local Guesthouse. Usually live rock bands and a river of beer. Irish Pubs are all over. Cool joint.....

dannygraves · Post by **dannygraves** » June 8th, 2010, 7:44 am

Yeah, I always spent as little time as possible in Budapest, its like any other really large city, but a lot also depends on the area you are in. I was always with family and friends and I speak the language and look Hungarian, so no one ever gave me a hard time. In Hungary, Szeged, Eger and Debrecen are really nice places to check out, I lived in Eger and it is a bitchen college town with a castle and such. My family is all from a small hick town called Mezokovesd.

hoofarted · Post by **hoofarted** » June 8th, 2010, 7:50 am

Ya the Euros love Michael Jackson. Drove me nucking futz when I was there a long ass time ago. But I do concur about the women. Holy shit!

With regards to other comments, ever seen that movie Hostel?

http://www.youtube.com/user/500bigbore · Post by **Roostius_Maximus** » June 8th, 2010, 8:13 am

dannygraves wrote:from a small hick town called Mezokovesd.

just down wind from Chernobyl right

dannygraves · Post by **dannygraves** » June 8th, 2010, 8:14 am

Roostius_Maximus wrote:
dannygraves wrote:from a small hick town called Mezokovesd.
just down wind from Chernobyl right

hoofarted · Post by **hoofarted** » June 8th, 2010, 8:21 am

Actually, it is downwind!! Only 1000km away.

Would explain Danny's big head. Looks like Alfred E. Neuman.

..no wonder you had trouble finding a helmet!

http://www.youtube.com/user/500bigbore · Post by **Roostius_Maximus** » June 8th, 2010, 8:33 am

i'd googled Dannys town and seen it in the fallout zone before i posted, but coudlnt load the map, thanks hoofarted

britincali · Post by **britincali** » June 8th, 2010, 8:48 am

Most of europe got hit to some degree, we got fallout in england /wales

hoofarted · Post by **hoofarted** » June 8th, 2010, 8:50 am

britincali wrote:Most of europe got hit to some degree, we got fallout in england /wales

...that would explain your big noggin too. bout it tho - the rest is a mystery!

britincali · Post by **britincali** » June 8th, 2010, 8:50 am

Mik329 · Post by **Mik329** » June 8th, 2010, 9:53 am

Funny- I speak Serbian and I'm in Europe four or five times a year so I blend in pretty well. Those Frenchies are alot nicer to me when I pretend I don't speak English that's for sure. Why the hell did we help them with the Hitler problem again?

dannygraves · Post by **dannygraves** » June 8th, 2010, 10:13 am

Mik329 wrote:Funny- I speak Serbian and I'm in Europe four or five times a year so I blend in pretty well. Those Frenchies are alot nicer to me when I pretend I don't speak English that's for sure. Why the hell did we help them with the Hitler problem again?

maybe because they bankrutped themselves backing us in the revolutionary war

a bunch of farmers with muskets didn't defeat the f-ing red army alone

Post by **AlisoBob** » June 8th, 2010, 10:15 am

Theres a strip club in La Mirada Ca called "The Holiday"....

About 5 years ago, they cleaned house.. and rehired all eastern european girls to strip..... they all looked like this...

You would tip them $2 for a lap dance... they would almost be in tears...
"Dank you.. Dank you.....Dank you!!!"

Very sweet... very innocent.

Those were the days.....

dannygraves · Post by **dannygraves** » June 8th, 2010, 12:56 pm

mmmmmm

Post by **AlisoBob** » June 8th, 2010, 12:59 pm

These chicks were so fuckin' hot, I dont think they ever saw 2 ply toilet paper before.

You could move one out to Barstow, she would think she was in Aspan Colorado.

dannygraves · Post by **dannygraves** » June 8th, 2010, 1:07 pm

Mad Dog · Post by **Mad Dog** » June 9th, 2010, 6:00 am

AlisoBob wrote:Theres a strip club in La Mirada Ca called "The Holiday"....

The one at
10915 Norwalk Blvd, between Imperial and Telegraph??

Never heard of it.

dannygraves · Post by **dannygraves** » June 9th, 2010, 7:52 am

Mik329 · Post by **Mik329** » June 9th, 2010, 12:06 pm

AlisoBob wrote:Theres a strip club in La Mirada Ca called "The Holiday"....

About 5 years ago, they cleaned house.. and rehired all eastern european girls to strip..... they all looked like this...

You would tip them $2 for a lap dance... they would almost be in tears...
"Dank you.. Dank you.....Dank you!!!"

Very sweet... very innocent.

I like it, if or should I say " when" I get divorced- I'm taking a Gulfstream job in Moscow or Prague. I know this dude that's in his mid 50's and he's got a crash pad in Moscow for over nights. He's got the hottest freaking 30 year old chic that is just happy to have an American dude, he say's she'll do anything for him.

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