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Posted: **April 2nd, 2010, 6:09 pm**

Found this on Marks swap meet of all places.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FamfgXMW9Mc

Posted: **April 2nd, 2010, 6:39 pm**

Your high if you think I'm giving my bike a blow job

Posted: **April 2nd, 2010, 7:03 pm**

kinda like a "primer bulb". thats about the only thing bikes are missing.

bob, you could buy a one-way valved bulb, attach it to the hose, and squeeze it once. no blowjobs involved!

Posted: **April 2nd, 2010, 7:23 pm**

NightBiker07 wrote:kinda like a "primer bulb". thats about the only thing bikes are missing.

bob, you could buy a one-way valved bulb, attach it to the hose, and squeeze it once. no blowjobs involved!

I stand corrected, I rather blow my bike, than look like Im starting a weedeater

Posted: **April 2nd, 2010, 8:39 pm**

I would rather put my bike in 2nd gear rock it back and forth a few times, put it back in nutrual give it 4 slow kicks and then a solid 5th kick starts right up no BJ's involved

Posted: **April 2nd, 2010, 9:02 pm**

I cant believe none of you chuckleheads noticed the HUUUUGE exhaust leak on the first bike he started!!

Posted: **April 2nd, 2010, 10:21 pm**

Fukin high ass idiot.

Posted: **April 2nd, 2010, 10:23 pm**

Heres how you start a big bore .....

Posted: **April 3rd, 2010, 5:47 am**

HA HA HA!
I knew blowjobs were gonna be brought up, just didn't know who!
Did you notice the overflow on the 480?
I've heard a lot of people say lean it over till it does that then prime it a few times with slow kick throughs.
Hell, I was kicking mine over really slow one time and I was almost at the bottom of the stroke near the peg and it started!

Posted: **April 3rd, 2010, 7:57 am**

Weedeater priming bulb...

James Lewis dosent do the "Lean", the "Primer Kicks", or the "Retard Rock"..... he just kicks the thing.

Oh yea, he's also 11 years old, 115 lbs.

Posted: **April 3rd, 2010, 9:53 am**

Horseshit! Start the damned thing already. Think we need to revisit the Aliso Bob starting Drill.....

Posted: **April 3rd, 2010, 10:50 am**

I think that dildo bike would be perfect for this guy.

Posted: **April 3rd, 2010, 11:18 am**

Ha Ha, that video was funny!
I have one question though, does that 115lb kid wear flip flops or is he a real man and just kicks it barefoot?
Anyway, I saw that original post on the swap meet website and just knew it would bring out the best in you guys!

Posted: **April 3rd, 2010, 2:25 pm**

nmdesertrider wrote:I think brits dildo bike would be perfect for this guy.

Posted: **April 3rd, 2010, 2:27 pm**

Tharrell wrote:does that 115lb kid wear flip flops or is he a real man and just kicks it barefoot?

Posted: **April 3rd, 2010, 5:31 pm**

Tharrell wrote:
I've heard a lot of people say lean it over till it does that

Leaning the bike over is useless. It simply proves that your carb has an overflow and you just wasted gas... lol

Posted: **April 3rd, 2010, 6:22 pm**

britincali wrote:Heres how you start a big bore .....

Posted: **April 3rd, 2010, 6:34 pm**

I hope I stay on your good side!

Posted: **April 3rd, 2010, 6:40 pm**

ellett

Posted: **April 3rd, 2010, 7:23 pm**

That is f--king funny in the shitter lmao

Posted: **April 3rd, 2010, 8:21 pm**

Damn ya'll got it in for that guy.

edit: I should have said ya'll are hard on that guy!

Posted: **April 3rd, 2010, 8:59 pm**

Thats the funniest god damm thing I thinkn I have ever seen.....

I'm dying.......

Posted: **April 3rd, 2010, 9:06 pm**

Posted: **April 3rd, 2010, 10:26 pm**

I fukin hate you ellett!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is funny as fuk tho

Posted: **April 3rd, 2010, 11:23 pm**

britincali wrote:I fukin hate you ellett!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is funny as fuk tho

Happy Birthday, dude.

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