Mexicans
Posted: March 15th, 2010, 2:03 pm
A small mexican boy went into the kitchen where his mom was baking. He puts his hands in the flour and rubbed it all over his face. He says, "Mamita look at me. I'm a white boy."
His mom slaps him in the face and says, "Dios mio, you must be joking! Go show that to your father!"
He goes to his dad who was in the living room and says, "Look, I'm a white boy!" His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, "Go show that to your grandma!"
The boy goes into his grandma's room and says, "Mira abuelita, yo soy un white boy!" His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother.
His mother says, "See did you learn anything?" The boy said, "I sure did.
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I have been white for only 5 minutes and already I hate you muthafukin' mexicans!"
His mom slaps him in the face and says, "Dios mio, you must be joking! Go show that to your father!"
He goes to his dad who was in the living room and says, "Look, I'm a white boy!" His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, "Go show that to your grandma!"
The boy goes into his grandma's room and says, "Mira abuelita, yo soy un white boy!" His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother.
His mother says, "See did you learn anything?" The boy said, "I sure did.
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I have been white for only 5 minutes and already I hate you muthafukin' mexicans!"
