I thought it was clever...
Posted: March 10th, 2010, 8:36 pm
The wife came home tonight to find the living room a mess...the kitchen looked like pigs lived here and the laundry room stacked to the rafters with undone washing and me lying on the sofa watching FOX news with a half empty glass of tea, a sandwich plate and a scattered bag of Cheetos on the end table.
Pissed .... she yelled as she looked the scene over....'You'd better watch yourself asshole cause your gonna make me do something I don't want to do.'
Cleverly I replied ...'Wow ....I can't believe I'm gonna get a blow job outta this.'
..............my room number at the local hospital is 227, East Wing ....no flowers please ....couldn't see 'em with both my eyes swollen shut anyway ....
Pissed .... she yelled as she looked the scene over....'You'd better watch yourself asshole cause your gonna make me do something I don't want to do.'
Cleverly I replied ...'Wow ....I can't believe I'm gonna get a blow job outta this.'
..............my room number at the local hospital is 227, East Wing ....no flowers please ....couldn't see 'em with both my eyes swollen shut anyway ....
