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Britincali

Posted: March 10th, 2010, 8:53 am
by AlisoBob
During the course of hell of a beating he took in the chat room yesterday, Britincali mentioned he was returning to his native Wales, as he's burned out on the brightlights, and blistering pace of Barstow Ca.

Were planning a "Going -a-Way" party for him, to be held on the day AFTER he leaves, naturally.

If his plane crashes, or better yet gets highjacked, I'll double down, and get some strippers.

If Wales has inna-net service, Chris can log on, and see the great party he missed....

Were going to miss you Brit, for the hours and hours of entertainment you have provided us....

:cry:

Posted: March 10th, 2010, 8:55 am
by JBaze
When did he say he was leaving again? I was so struck by this I had to have a shot of Whiskey in honor of Chris. :lol:

Posted: March 10th, 2010, 9:25 am
by JBaze
Sounds like this is going to Brit's new home! We'll have to wish him godspeed and all that it'll be a hell of a view!



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Posted: March 10th, 2010, 9:35 am
by AlisoBob
Trailer Park Rules 101
1. No cars up on blocks for longer than three years.

2 No draining your oil onto the street.

3 No loud and wild parties without inviting the manager.

4 You may have no more than 3 beer can wind chimes each only having no more than 6 cans each.

5 Drunkenness will not be tolerated in the streets prior to 10 am.

6 While outside of your trailer you must be at least partially clothed.*

7 If you prefer to clean your trailer in the nude, please close the curtains. *

8 When bringing in the Jerry Springer or COPS film crews, please provide the management prior written notice so that certain residents may be forewarned.

9 Empty beer bottles should not be discarded on the front lawn. However, they may remain there until you are sober enough to collect them with the understanding you will collect them within 7 days whether sober or not.


10 When bringing dates home to your trailer, please be advised that in the event the sidewalks need to be repaired or replaced due to the weight of your date, you will be responsible for all cost incurred.




Note* (Exemptions to rules 6 & 7 may be provided to women between the ages of 18 and 35. Please submit a photograph to the manager for approval.)

Posted: March 10th, 2010, 9:55 am
by JBaze
Bob, I figured out how he's traveling:


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Posted: March 10th, 2010, 2:38 pm
by AlisoBob
Image

He even signed a photo for me.....

(Nice "Man-Scaping" BTW)
:cry:

Posted: March 10th, 2010, 3:09 pm
by britincali
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: March 10th, 2010, 3:33 pm
by ISBB
good luck on yer travels and endeavors dude.

Posted: March 10th, 2010, 6:23 pm
by britincali
Thanks man :D

Posted: March 10th, 2010, 7:04 pm
by JBaze
Chris, does ole' Lizzy know your comin' home? Might be a little awkward!

Posted: March 10th, 2010, 7:18 pm
by arleybeer40
I just wana know if he's going back alone! If he is no one will see or hear from me or a while :nanna: .( and no, brit never leaves the livestock behind)

Posted: March 11th, 2010, 2:21 am
by CR500R7
:? :? :?
Is brit really going home?
If so what do we call him then Calinbrit. :roll:

Posted: March 11th, 2010, 6:15 am
by lewisclan
have a great time bro

Posted: March 11th, 2010, 5:10 pm
by 100hp honda
vacation or you gone for good ? i cant blame you a bit for wanting out of california :lol: . i wouldnt live there if bob payed me :D

Posted: March 11th, 2010, 5:14 pm
by AlisoBob
With Brits announcement, housing prices in Barstow popped 10%.....

... but the downside is two bars announced their closing....

so its a wash for the local economy

Posted: March 11th, 2010, 5:17 pm
by britincali
100hp honda wrote:vacation or you gone for good ? i cant blame you a bit for wanting out of california :lol: . i wouldnt live there if bob payed me :D


Nothing is 100% yet and so far its just an idea.

Hoses in barstow did jump a fair bit last week tho, makes a change from constantly nose diving :D

Posted: March 26th, 2010, 10:43 am
by AlisoBob
AlisoBob wrote:Image
Brits sister?

Same Belly


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_q4Z2IcWvPl0/S ... 1600/1.jpg


NWS!

Posted: March 26th, 2010, 3:42 pm
by CR500R7
:lol: :lol:

Posted: March 26th, 2010, 4:56 pm
by JBaze
Prolly time to mow the ole lawn then eh?