Understanding Engineers

[sabreguy]

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"

The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"

The priest said, "Here comes the green-keeper. Let's have a word with him."

He said, "Hello George, what's wrong with that group ahead of us?
They're rather slow, aren't they?"

The green-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen.

They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last
year, so we always let them play for free anytime "

The group fell silent for a moment. The priest said, "That's so
sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my
ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do
for them."

The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"

[NightBiker07]

Optimists see the glass as half full, pessimists see the glass as half empty.

an engineer sees the glass as being twice the size that it needs to be.

[beekums]

Right on