My brothers christmas poem.
Posted: December 25th, 2009, 12:23 pm
There's a little known fact about jolly Saint Nick,
He loves him some moto and rides one quite quick.
Everyone may think, he only rides a sleigh,
But even Santa knows how to get his moto "on" every day.
During the summer, when it's vacation for Saint Nick,
He's busting out fat can-cans and trying Pastrana's latest trick.
"What does he ride?" you may ask yourself,
It's a trick Honda 450, loaded with goodies from the HRC parts shelf!
There is carbon and Ti, with everything drilled for weight,
His bad moto sleigh is ready for any A.M.A starting gate.
He's got all of his wrenching, and tuning done by elves,
They even handle his head porting, all by themselves.
Rumor is he's gotten faster, and is a North Pole local pro,
Running a permanent number 25, until there's 25 days to go.
VP-110 spins the bike's cam by Crower,
Then after December 25th, it will be eight reindeer power.
So remember one and all, during the Holiday season,
When you laugh at that heavy vet dude for nary a reason,
When you look in his eyes, through his goggles and pause,
For it just may be "Moto Nick," I mean Jolly Old Santa Claus.
My bro has an 09' crf 450 but is in the process of an 87' powered gen 2.
He loves him some moto and rides one quite quick.
Everyone may think, he only rides a sleigh,
But even Santa knows how to get his moto "on" every day.
During the summer, when it's vacation for Saint Nick,
He's busting out fat can-cans and trying Pastrana's latest trick.
"What does he ride?" you may ask yourself,
It's a trick Honda 450, loaded with goodies from the HRC parts shelf!
There is carbon and Ti, with everything drilled for weight,
His bad moto sleigh is ready for any A.M.A starting gate.
He's got all of his wrenching, and tuning done by elves,
They even handle his head porting, all by themselves.
Rumor is he's gotten faster, and is a North Pole local pro,
Running a permanent number 25, until there's 25 days to go.
VP-110 spins the bike's cam by Crower,
Then after December 25th, it will be eight reindeer power.
So remember one and all, during the Holiday season,
When you laugh at that heavy vet dude for nary a reason,
When you look in his eyes, through his goggles and pause,
For it just may be "Moto Nick," I mean Jolly Old Santa Claus.
My bro has an 09' crf 450 but is in the process of an 87' powered gen 2.