MY DADDY IS AN EXOTIC DANCER
One day a fourth grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for
a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman,
salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he finally replied, 'Okay...my
father's an exotic dancer in a g&y cabaret and takes off all his clothes in
front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the
offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all
night for money.'
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and then took little Johnny aside to ask
him, 'Is that really true about your father?'
'No', Johnny said, 'He actually works for the Democratic National Committee
and helped get Barack Obama elected President last year, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the class.'
MY DADDY IS AN EXOTIC DANCER
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MY DADDY IS AN EXOTIC DANCER
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1969 Broncco TX-6
Natural selection favors Smart people, so nature selects morons to be slow and dumb for tigers and stuff too eat. But in our modern world there just aren't enough tigers.
1980 XL80s
1969 Broncco TX-6
Natural selection favors Smart people, so nature selects morons to be slow and dumb for tigers and stuff too eat. But in our modern world there just aren't enough tigers.
