Tshirt Hell Newsletter
Posted: November 25th, 2009, 9:16 pm
does anyone read the tshirt hell newsletters?
more specifically, toward the bottom of each newsletter, they have 4-5 hate mails, and their responses. if you dont, i suggest reading the current one and going backward. talk about entertainment!
heres a sample
Hate letter:
Are you people so stupid as to not expect people to be offended at how you portrayed Jesus? I thought it was the most stupid thing anyone could do. What are you? Taliban, You seem to have a terrorist attitude.
Reply: Ridiculous. If I had a terrorist attitude, little chunks of my organs and bone shards would be splattered all over a bunch of dead kindergarteners. But since I'm not a terrorist, those kids were only burned alive.
You Christians are so concerned about us crossing a line with the church that you fail to notice we've crossed the line with a much more dangerous group: the Smurfs.
Ever since "Pop a Smurf" we have received countless threatening and disturbing emails. Stuff like "I'm going to Smurf your throat, collect your Smurf in a bag and Smurf it all over your mother while I Smurf my Smurf all over her lower Smurftestines."
So you and that pussy Jesus can fuck off. I've got more pressing things to worry about. I don't even want to think about what Brainy Smurf is going to do to my daughter's hymSmurf.
more specifically, toward the bottom of each newsletter, they have 4-5 hate mails, and their responses. if you dont, i suggest reading the current one and going backward. talk about entertainment!
heres a sample
Hate letter:
Are you people so stupid as to not expect people to be offended at how you portrayed Jesus? I thought it was the most stupid thing anyone could do. What are you? Taliban, You seem to have a terrorist attitude.
Reply: Ridiculous. If I had a terrorist attitude, little chunks of my organs and bone shards would be splattered all over a bunch of dead kindergarteners. But since I'm not a terrorist, those kids were only burned alive.
You Christians are so concerned about us crossing a line with the church that you fail to notice we've crossed the line with a much more dangerous group: the Smurfs.
Ever since "Pop a Smurf" we have received countless threatening and disturbing emails. Stuff like "I'm going to Smurf your throat, collect your Smurf in a bag and Smurf it all over your mother while I Smurf my Smurf all over her lower Smurftestines."
So you and that pussy Jesus can fuck off. I've got more pressing things to worry about. I don't even want to think about what Brainy Smurf is going to do to my daughter's hymSmurf.
