White Elephant Xmas, 2009

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AlisoBob
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I think it was Pecker who sent him the " I Feel Beautiful" Barbi make-up kit....

Freemer freaked out!
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Actually the Freemer- MFDB thing was the first year, 2007. In 08 everything went real smooth
MFDB sent Freemer some kind of Barbie doll dress up/make-up kit or something along those lines.

Read these for some good laughs!!!

2007 http://bannedcr500riders.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=1374

2008 http://bannedcr500riders.com/board/view ... sc&start=0
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Sabre, I expect a pic of yours in use!
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JUST AS A REMINDER!!!!!

You are supposed to open these gifts with the others you recieve.... in full view of your family / friends!!!!

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Post by ellett »

AlisoBob wrote:You are supposed to open these gifts with the others you recieve.... in full view of your family / friends!!!!
Any chance you could videotape that part for me? I think you're gonna love your gift.
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ellett wrote:Any chance you could videotape that part for me? I think you're gonna love your gift.
You know it.... Brit almost spilled the beans on it today....
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Never ever ever :D
Coolness list by 90cr500guy

Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
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I had the perfect gift for Brit if he had joined! Maybe I will get it any ways!
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sabreguy wrote:I had the perfect gift for Brit if he had joined! Maybe I will get it any ways!
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i was gonna buy a dildo drill out the center of it and jbweld in a toothbrush for brit.. but he failed to participate lol
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Those are both better than what I was going to get. :lol: :lol:
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Post by Joshwfl »

Got yours today Sabre, I'll snap a pic when I open it up Christmas morning!
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Cool yours came the other day also.
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got hellbears mid week.. :D Hellbear should have got his saturday or will have it monday one of the 2.. I know cal overnight usually delivers on saturday..

Sorry for the late shippin.. I spaced..
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I got it yesterday. Waiting to open it till Christmas.
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Post by arleybeer40 »

Got team dns gift yesterday. I think i guessed what it is already.
Brit must be gay because he always says hes gonna have a fag
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This was my gift.... the often "rumored to exist" photo of Brit.... drunk of his ass and nude down at Paps n' Beers in Mexico.

I unwrapped it, held it out.... and showed it to my family first.

Their reaction was quite horrorific.... and they all shouted out "IT HAS TO BE BRIT!!!!! UHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!"

Totally disgusting.....

Thanks John!!!!
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Post by Hellbear »

:lmao:

This is what ISBB got me....

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Whats it say????
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Haha, best gift ever!

I have jury duty next week and I'm gonna throw this in the courthouse urinal..... with Brit's address on the back.


And, just like Brit, the urinal cake stunk-up the whole house. The family was pissed.
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Post by iggys-amsoil »

ellett wrote:Image
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Just the laugh I needed.

Its a Pink Floyd Christmas for me, a Dark Side blanket, Rebuilding The Wall mag with CD, and tickets to the Pink Floyd experiance next month. :lol: Thanks Cynthia!
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ellett wrote:I have jury duty next week and I'm gonna throw this in the courthouse urinal..... with Brit's address on the back.
Take it to the powerplant urinal....

MFDB its taking one to the Thumpertalk bathroom

Percker is taking one to the Surfas bathroom

Roosty is putting one in the Millar Machine bathroom...

These things are going Global!!!!

Anyone who wants one, send me $9, its its yours.... I got a shit load of them!
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I opened up my gift with my wife, 4 year old son, parents and sister with her husband all in the room. Having no idea what to expect I prepared them for the worst. When I opened it up my son yelled out "FRAGEELEE" and my wife said "Hell Yeah, that's stayin up all year!" (It's plugged in in the dining room, I had to turn it off to get a decent pic.) Thanks Sabre, hope your family enjoyed your gift! :twisted:
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Joshwfl wrote:I opened up my gift with my wife, 4 year old son, parents and sister with her husband all in the room. Having no idea what to expect I prepared them for the worst. When I opened it up my son yelled out "FRAGEELEE" and my wife said "Hell Yeah, that's stayin up all year!" (It's plugged in in the dining room, I had to turn it off to get a decent pic.) Thanks Sabre, hope your family enjoyed your gift! :twisted:
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Glad you like it!

We got a good laugh out of your gift(not at all what I expected) :lol:

My wife was quited shocked when she seen it!!

I will get a pic of it "in use" tomorrow if I can!
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sabreguy wrote:We got a good laugh out of your gift(not at all what I expected) :lol:

My wife was quited shocked when she seen it!!

I will get a pic of it "in use" tomorrow if I can!
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