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A man went to the hospital in Barstow Calif. to have his wedding ring cut off his penis.


According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket.



She didn't know he was married and she was so mad she used K-Y to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.


I don't know which is worse:


1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.

3) Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.


You make the call........

Which is worse?

OK from worse to bad.

3) Having a small penis.

2) Having to explain.

1) Girl friend finds out.

This dude needs to kill himself, he has nothing going for him.

BTW are we talking about brit here.