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What is 100%?

Posted: September 6th, 2007, 8:19 am
by MojoScojo
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A -R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Posted: September 6th, 2007, 10:39 am
by Ported&Polished
LOL, awesome!

Posted: September 6th, 2007, 10:49 am
by AlisoBob
BannedCR500Riders.com = 164%

Posted: September 6th, 2007, 12:46 pm
by pstoffers
LIVIN THE DREAM!!! =140%



YA BOYEEEEE!!!

Posted: September 6th, 2007, 1:04 pm
by lewisclan
you guys have to much time on your hands :D

Posted: September 6th, 2007, 1:26 pm
by AlisoBob
pstoffers wrote:LIVIN THE DREAM!!! =140%



YA BOYEEEEE!!!

:ride:

Posted: September 6th, 2007, 5:37 pm
by sabreguy
To hell with all that
CR500% That is where it's at!!!!!!!!!!