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A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he
noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and
asked, "Sir, what will you have?"

The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please."

The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man
had ever had.

The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered "oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity',
'inter-stellar space travel', 'the latest medical break throughs',
etc.......


The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a
different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked
and asked what he would have? "A Martini please."


Again it was superb. The robot again asked "what is your IQ sir?"


This time the man answered, "Oh about 100". So the robot started
discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect
the Dodgers to do this weekend.



The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a
stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"??

This time the man drawled out "Uh..... bout 50".

The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,

"A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e h-a-p-p-y w-i-t-h O-B-A-M-A?????

Graves made a "Secertary" robot... SHe's hot too....

Squeeze the left tit.. she types.

Squeeze the right tit... she takes notation.

Kiss her and leave, she's an answering machine and knows to answer the phone.

MFDP comes by to have a look... says.... " too bad you cant fuck her.."

Graves replies... B.S.!!! Of course you can!

MFDP takes her in the back room for a test drive..... all is going well until he hears all kinds of screeming and shit breaking...

Danny thinks a second as to WTF is going on.... And then he starts yelling... " Justin, be careful!!!! I made her asshole a pencil sharpener!!!!"

What a needle dick. Gives a new meaning to greek, or is that geek.