I hate Welfare
Posted: August 13th, 2009, 5:53 pm
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up
his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said,
"Hi.You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man
who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-B enz CL, and he
will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will
be provided.
You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
This is rather awkward to say but you will
also have as part of job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the
daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive. A
two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc.
located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and the
salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well ... You started it."
his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said,
"Hi.You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man
who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-B enz CL, and he
will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will
be provided.
You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
This is rather awkward to say but you will
also have as part of job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the
daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive. A
two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc.
located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and the
salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well ... You started it."
