speeding ticket
Posted: August 6th, 2009, 8:55 pm
A woman was flying down the road yesterday 10 miles over the limit. She passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side hiding and waiting.
The cop pulled her over,walked up to the car & with that classic smirk we all know and love asked, What's your hurry?
To which she replied, I'm late for work.
The cop said, what do u do?
I'm a rectum stretcher, she said.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" Well, she said, I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three,then four,then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in & then I slowly but surely stretch, until its bout 6 feet wide.
And just what the hell do u do with a 6 foot asshole? He asked.
"Well, u give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...."
The cop pulled her over,walked up to the car & with that classic smirk we all know and love asked, What's your hurry?
To which she replied, I'm late for work.
The cop said, what do u do?
I'm a rectum stretcher, she said.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" Well, she said, I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three,then four,then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in & then I slowly but surely stretch, until its bout 6 feet wide.
And just what the hell do u do with a 6 foot asshole? He asked.
"Well, u give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...."
