revenge on a greenie
Posted: August 30th, 2007, 8:20 pm
> The head Greenie Tree Hugging Lady Activist, who was responsible for
>getting horses banned from National Parks & State Forests, was climbing
>a big tree to have a look out over the forest when a Tawny Frogmouth
>Owl attacked her for invading its nesting site.
> In a panic to make her escape, she slid down the tree, getting many
>splinters in the crotch of her designer shorts. In considerable pain
>she hurried to the nearest Doctor, told him she was an
>environmentalist, and how she got the splinters.
>
> The Doctor listened with great patience and then told her to go into
>the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She waited
>for three hours before the Doctor reappeared.
> The angry woman demanded: "What took you so long?"
> He smiled and then told her: "Well, I had to get permits from the
> Environmental Protection Agency, the Forestry Service, National Parks
> and Wildlife Service, Rural Fire Service, and Conservation and Land
> Management, before I could remove "Old Growth Timber" from a
> recreational area....... I am sorry but they turned me down."
>getting horses banned from National Parks & State Forests, was climbing
>a big tree to have a look out over the forest when a Tawny Frogmouth
>Owl attacked her for invading its nesting site.
> In a panic to make her escape, she slid down the tree, getting many
>splinters in the crotch of her designer shorts. In considerable pain
>she hurried to the nearest Doctor, told him she was an
>environmentalist, and how she got the splinters.
>
> The Doctor listened with great patience and then told her to go into
>the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She waited
>for three hours before the Doctor reappeared.
> The angry woman demanded: "What took you so long?"
> He smiled and then told her: "Well, I had to get permits from the
> Environmental Protection Agency, the Forestry Service, National Parks
> and Wildlife Service, Rural Fire Service, and Conservation and Land
> Management, before I could remove "Old Growth Timber" from a
> recreational area....... I am sorry but they turned me down."
