I knew there was a reason I don't drink beer.

Post by **MojoScojo** » June 1st, 2009, 4:32 pm

Last month, Wits University and RAU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women .

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :

1. Argued over nothing.
2. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3. Gained weight.
4. Talked excessively without making sense.
5. Became overly emotional.
6. Couldn’t drive.
7. Failed to think rationally.
8. Had to sit down while urinating.

lewisclan · Post by **lewisclan** » June 1st, 2009, 4:53 pm

You got that right Mo

Post by **AlisoBob** » June 1st, 2009, 4:57 pm

MojoScojo wrote: 1. Argued over nothing.
2. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3. Gained weight.
4. Talked excessively without making sense.
5. Became overly emotional.
6. Couldn’t drive.
7. Failed to think rationally.
8. Had to sit down while urinating.

britincali · Post by **britincali** » June 1st, 2009, 6:56 pm

Pffft 8 pints is just gettin warmed up

Post by **AlisoBob** » June 1st, 2009, 7:21 pm

britincali wrote:Pffft 8 pints is just gettin warmed up

POST THOSE FRIGGIN" PAPA'S N' BEERS PHOTOS!!!!

CR500R7 · Post by **CR500R7** » June 1st, 2009, 8:31 pm

I KNEW THIS WOULD HAVE TO INVOLVE BRIT SOMEWHERE.

rpeterson · Post by **rpeterson** » July 2nd, 2009, 6:54 am

britincali wrote:Pffft 8 pints is just gettin warmed up

Sure "Edward 40 Hands"

RP

Post by **AlisoBob** » July 2nd, 2009, 7:44 am

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............... 80oz of the Cobra..... Heaven.

ellett · Post by **ellett** » July 2nd, 2009, 1:31 pm

AlisoBob wrote:POST THOSE FRIGGIN" PAPA'S N' BEERS PHOTOS!!!!

britincali · Post by **britincali** » July 2nd, 2009, 1:38 pm

Its weird how things can resurface

Last week at the new dealership im working at the finance director woman and some finance guys are talking in the office, I walk in to get some paperwork and she said something like "and this party animal", I was a bit taken aback and said to her " im a good boy what are you talkin about???" She goes "you dont remember but I was in papas and beer when you decided to dance on the bar naked"

I almost shit my fukin pants

pstoffers · Post by **pstoffers** » July 2nd, 2009, 7:10 pm

britincali · Post by **britincali** » July 2nd, 2009, 7:29 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH It got pulled

sparkchaser · Post by **sparkchaser** » July 10th, 2009, 8:12 pm

I know damn well brit's hands weren't taped to those bottles for very long... no place to hold his joint....

CR500R7 · Post by **CR500R7** » July 11th, 2009, 3:28 am

Don't forget about the SHEEP as well.

britincali · Post by **britincali** » July 11th, 2009, 8:36 pm

sparkchaser wrote:I know damn well brit's hands weren't taped to those bottles for very long... no place to hold his joint....

Thats where a good wifey comes in handy

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