Bob and Brit
Posted: May 28th, 2009, 10:05 am
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to Brit at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
Brit looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
Brit replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as Brit placed his money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
Brit was very upset, but willingly handed his $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."
Brit replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money...
The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
Brit looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
Brit replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as Brit placed his money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
Brit was very upset, but willingly handed his $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."
Brit replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money...
The poor dog has no idea where thats been.