Bob and Brit
Bob and Brit
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to Brit at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
Brit looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
Brit replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as Brit placed his money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
Brit was very upset, but willingly handed his $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."
Brit replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money...
The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
Brit looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
Brit replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as Brit placed his money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
Brit was very upset, but willingly handed his $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."
Brit replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money...
Re: Bob and Brit
That is TOTALLY Brit!!!!!!!!!!Exnav wrote:
Brit replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."
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Re: Bob and Brit
NoserExnav wrote:Bob, a handsome dude
No longer have a CR500.
07 Yamaha YZ250, 17 Husqvarna 701 Enduro
Get on with riding or get on with dying.
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07 Yamaha YZ250, 17 Husqvarna 701 Enduro
Get on with riding or get on with dying.
https://www.youtube.com/mojoscojo
Re: Bob and Brit
Compared to Brit, I'm fukin' Brat Pitt!!!!MojoScojo wrote:NoserExnav wrote:Bob, a handsome dude
Re: Bob and Brit
You're doin what to who?!?!AlisoBob wrote:Compared to Brit, I'm fukin' Brat Pitt!!!!
Well, at least you got the "Brat" part right.
No longer have a CR500.
07 Yamaha YZ250, 17 Husqvarna 701 Enduro
Get on with riding or get on with dying.
https://www.youtube.com/mojoscojo
07 Yamaha YZ250, 17 Husqvarna 701 Enduro
Get on with riding or get on with dying.
https://www.youtube.com/mojoscojo
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Hey, why dont you fukin man up, and post those Papa's n' Beers photos....britincali wrote:Now thats fukin funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll repost my Mexican Pirate Ship video, where I fuk a sombrero and kick Tequila all over my family....
OK fukers... Laff your ass's off on this one.
Note:
1. I'm pretty trashed. So was my wife appearantly, for filming it all sideways...
2. I lost the Mexican National vote when I impregnated their beloved sombreo.
3. When mounting the mast, I kicked about 6 mixed drinks all over my wife and kids... Did I even blink? Hell No!
ENJOY!!
http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=5z2sl5z
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AlisoBob wrote:He does look kinda' worried....CR500R7 wrote: The poor dog has no idea where thats been.
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