Golfing with the Japs
Posted: August 24th, 2007, 2:59 pm
So this guy has this IT company thats getting into international affairs. Out of nowhere he lands this contract with a huge Japanese company, and he goes to Tokyo to finalise the deal. After the paperwork is completed, the firms managers take our boy out for a night of partying. The saki is flowin, he downs about 12 Sapporos, and then they take him to see the geishas. Well, things are goin right, he gets one of the geishas to go back to his room with him. He's just plowin it every which way, rolls her over and starts hammering some more, and she starts crying out "Oshiaka, Oshiaka". WTF, he thinks, and just keeps on a hammerin.
Well, next day, these same execs take him out golfing with the CEO, and on the 15th, par 5, the CEO knocks down a shot from 150 yds out for eagle. All the Jap execs are goin nuts, yelling out stuff in japanese. Our boy don't know any japanese, except one word that he learned the night before from the geisha. "Ah, what the hell" he thinks, and starts yelling out "Oshiaka, Oshiaka".
It got real quiet as the CEO turned and looked at our boy with a puzzeled expression on his face and asked "What you mean, WRONG HOLE"!
Well, next day, these same execs take him out golfing with the CEO, and on the 15th, par 5, the CEO knocks down a shot from 150 yds out for eagle. All the Jap execs are goin nuts, yelling out stuff in japanese. Our boy don't know any japanese, except one word that he learned the night before from the geisha. "Ah, what the hell" he thinks, and starts yelling out "Oshiaka, Oshiaka".
It got real quiet as the CEO turned and looked at our boy with a puzzeled expression on his face and asked "What you mean, WRONG HOLE"!
