Just had to! Brits version of Lingerie
Just had to! Brits version of Lingerie
One mourning brit wakes up and decides hes going to buy his wife a present.
Brit gets ready and leaves for work.
During his lunch break he goes shopping for a gift, then he returns to work.
At the end of the day he goes home,
Brit; Honey Im home and Ive got a present for you.
Wife; Thanks sweetheart, what is it.
Brit; Open it and find out.
Wife; What do you expect me to do with this.
Brit; Wear it honey.
Wife; And where do you expect me to wear this.
Brit; To bed honey.
Wife; What possible reason would I have to wear this to bed.
Brit; It will keep you warm honey.
Wife; Where did you get this.
Brit; From the abbatoirs
Wife; You SICK TWISTED PERVERTED man!!!! I am not wearing a sheep skin to bed just so you can pretend your still on a sheep farm!
Besides it smells like you do after a night out.
Sorry Britincali I couldn't help my self , if you find this offensive P.M me and I will delete this A.S.A.P.
Brit gets ready and leaves for work.
During his lunch break he goes shopping for a gift, then he returns to work.
At the end of the day he goes home,
Brit; Honey Im home and Ive got a present for you.
Wife; Thanks sweetheart, what is it.
Brit; Open it and find out.
Wife; What do you expect me to do with this.
Brit; Wear it honey.
Wife; And where do you expect me to wear this.
Brit; To bed honey.
Wife; What possible reason would I have to wear this to bed.
Brit; It will keep you warm honey.
Wife; Where did you get this.
Brit; From the abbatoirs
Wife; You SICK TWISTED PERVERTED man!!!! I am not wearing a sheep skin to bed just so you can pretend your still on a sheep farm!
Besides it smells like you do after a night out.
Sorry Britincali I couldn't help my self , if you find this offensive P.M me and I will delete this A.S.A.P.
Last edited by CR500R7 on May 19th, 2009, 7:28 am, edited 1 time in total.
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What I thought was funny was the fact that Brit got banned from the Banned Site. Takes quite a skill IMO. I think he even lost the Junk Yard forum name for the sheep or goat make out pic. I remember the excuse was the guys on the Lightning or Harley truck forum loved it... Am I right Brit?
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I know. He just quit because that animal lover avatar was banned right? He hasn't posted like he used to since. I think it has something to do with the new job though. Sorry to bring that back up Bob but I get tickled thinking about it. You guys have to be pretty close because you called it. He would be back even without the avatar. Did that change your friendship? I am just asking becuase it shouldn't have.AlisoBob wrote:Brit was never banned..... he quit.
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HAHA Bob really did Ban you. That is way too funny!!! At least it was only a sort of suspension because your back.britincali wrote:AlisoBob wrote:Brit was never banned..... he quit.
Ummmmmmm,,,,,,...........
When you cant log in anymore aint that the same as being banned?
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