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New Smith & Wesson…
Do you have an Anti-gun Democratic friend that doesn't seem as ‘joyous’ as they were after the election of the “Great One”? Maybe they're worried about their ‘security’ at home with the increasing “residential crime” they've been reading about. Also, maybe they realize now that the police can't be everywhere to protect them within seconds.
Well here’s ‘good news’ for them. Smith & Wesson has just announced a new handgun designed just for the person who is un-familiar with and possibly afraid of handguns, yet wants to have adequate home protection:
The “SW18044L” (‘L’ signifies ‘liberal’)..You will note that this handsome, powerful weapon is a “commemorative model” which proudly bears the Democratic “Donkey”, & a large capital “D”!
It also comes with a lifetime supply of ammo.
Tell your friends to be sure to get their orders in early, because they will be in high demand!

I know a lot of dems that could use this as a stocking stuffer

hoofarted wrote:
It also comes with a lifetime supply of ammo.

nope, it comes with a lifetime supply of ammo for the first 6 lucky people to fire this bad boy!

and dont forget to include some important deails.

this piece has such amazing knock-down power that no matter how many "right wing extremists" are trying to tar and feather you, it will only require one shot from this high-power handgun.

In fact, it has the power to wipe memories. the once violent mob chasing you down will suddenly become calm, friendly, and joyous, and most importantly they will cease being a threat to you IMMEDIATELY.

and dont worry all you gun-haters. this gun will ONLY eliminate the root cause of the problem, leaving all innocent people completely unharmed!


SHOOT ONE TODAY!