Some "Old Navy" humor
Posted: April 17th, 2009, 2:15 pm
While talking to a Master Chief on a ship today about one of his sailors who was having a tough time getting through a material condition assesment I've been working on,
The Master Chief said to me....
"I'ts okay Aaron, that sumbitch is so dumb and ugly he could'nt get laid in a monkey whorehouse if he was carring a sack full of banana's"
That was pretty good, so not to be outdone by the Master Chief I told told him that the same Sailor was crying to me about how much work he does and how he never gets any time off so I told him;
"Being a good Sailor is like being a whore, the harder you work, the more you get fucked, its how quickly you dry yourself off and get back on your feet that matters"
The Master Chief said to me....
"I'ts okay Aaron, that sumbitch is so dumb and ugly he could'nt get laid in a monkey whorehouse if he was carring a sack full of banana's"
That was pretty good, so not to be outdone by the Master Chief I told told him that the same Sailor was crying to me about how much work he does and how he never gets any time off so I told him;
"Being a good Sailor is like being a whore, the harder you work, the more you get fucked, its how quickly you dry yourself off and get back on your feet that matters"