absynth is evil work of satan!
Posted: April 12th, 2009, 11:05 pm
So my buddy Jeremy was in town with a few buddies for the viva las vegas car show. we picked up a couple 30 packs and headed over to the excaliber where they were staying. at roughly 5:00pm I started with 2 steel reserves, 3 PBR's and I don't know how many coors, then we were off, but first we had to smoke a couple bowls and drink some absynth. well, it got a little blurry about halfway through the glass of absynth, then there was a cab ride and some hot rock-a-billy chicks, I said some asshole things to them and it made them want to hang with us more, then I puked at the orleans, drank 2 more beers on a cab ride to some rock-a-billy show and some place I can't remember. I puked in their kitchen "oops, that door doesn't go to the bathroom, oh well" then I almost got into a brawl on the sidewalk infront of the newyork newyork, then jerermy found me sitting in my car puking with the door open, but not much was landing on the street, most of it was in the car. so, I told him to f-off and I wanted to sleep in ym car. he dragged me out and got me mickeyD's at the excaliber and I hurled halfway through my burger. I then crapped and puked all over the bathroom stall. Damn puking forcing liquid fire shit out the back.
I was really hoping to sober up soon and go home and sleep, but that shit kept me fucked up for a long ass time.
so we go back up to their room to regroup, I puked all over the dresser aiming for the trashcan, got into a fight with the wife on the phone, then jeremy got on the phone and told Sara to quit being a britincali... that went over really well.
One of Jeremys friends was waiting for his hooker to show up and started doing some blow and suggested I do some to "sober me up" I politely refused, went downstairs and drove home. That was a terrible idea since its really hard to drive stick while covering your left eye and trying to follow the lined in the road with the corner of the car.
so, this morning I wke up, the wife isn't in bed w/ me, and I satrted puking... I quit puking about an hour ago, still have the spins and have a killer headache. I couldn't keep water and saltine crackers down all day.....that sucked and I still haven't cleaned the puke out of my car.
I was really hoping to sober up soon and go home and sleep, but that shit kept me fucked up for a long ass time.
so we go back up to their room to regroup, I puked all over the dresser aiming for the trashcan, got into a fight with the wife on the phone, then jeremy got on the phone and told Sara to quit being a britincali... that went over really well.
One of Jeremys friends was waiting for his hooker to show up and started doing some blow and suggested I do some to "sober me up" I politely refused, went downstairs and drove home. That was a terrible idea since its really hard to drive stick while covering your left eye and trying to follow the lined in the road with the corner of the car.
so, this morning I wke up, the wife isn't in bed w/ me, and I satrted puking... I quit puking about an hour ago, still have the spins and have a killer headache. I couldn't keep water and saltine crackers down all day.....that sucked and I still haven't cleaned the puke out of my car.