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Posted: **March 30th, 2009, 10:45 am**

He beat the crap out of his hooker.....

Posted: **March 30th, 2009, 4:47 pm**

more to the story?!!!

Posted: **March 31st, 2009, 4:11 pm**

Hooker tried to bit his tongue off, so he leveled the bitch.....

Posted: **March 31st, 2009, 10:15 pm**

That bitch better learn how to make a grill cheese samich.

And its not made on a GRILL !!!

Apparently she's not a good listener.

Posted: **March 31st, 2009, 10:50 pm**

What do you tell a chick with 2 black eyes?

Posted: **April 1st, 2009, 12:01 am**

~Trever wrote:What do you tell a chick with 2 black eyes?

Nothing; she's already been told twice.

Posted: **April 2nd, 2009, 3:26 am**

MARCH 30--In last month's violent confrontation between the ShamWow Guy and a South Beach prostitute, there is no doubt which combatant took the worst of the battle. As seen in the below mug shot and the profile here, Sasha Harris, 26, was left with a pair of black eyes and other injuries after tangling with Vince Shlomi, 44, in a room at the swanky Setai hotel. As TSG previously reported, Shlomi told cops that he met Harris in a Miami Beach nightclub and later paid her about $1000 for "straight sex." But when the TV pitchman tried to kiss Harris, she allegedly bit his tongue and would not let go. Shlomi told cops that he punched Harris several times until she released his bleeding tongue. Shlomi and Harris were both treated at the Mount Sinai Medical Center before being booked for felony aggravated battery (hence the matching hospital smocks). Prosecutors this month declined to pursue formal charges against either brawler.

Posted: **April 2nd, 2009, 7:30 am**

Sam Kinison said it best about his cheating girlfriend.....

" When I kiss you, I can taste what other guys had for lunch...."

WTF do you taste when you suck face with a whore?

This ISNT a glass of milk kiddies

Posted: **April 2nd, 2009, 7:41 am**

I'm sorry, WHY is this newsworthy? Why do we give a damn? I sure couldn't care any less.

Posted: **April 2nd, 2009, 7:46 am**

Cuz he's the ShamWOW guy......

You dont usually hear of big smile TV pitchmen beating down butt ugly hookers...

Posted: **April 2nd, 2009, 4:06 pm**

AlisoBob wrote:

This ISNT a glass of milk kiddies

Posted: **April 2nd, 2009, 4:41 pm**

They gave that other guy Billy Mays and some other guy their own TV show for christs sake! On the discovery channel I think.

Posted: **April 2nd, 2009, 5:36 pm**

I guess I am the only one wondering this but...........

that's what a 1000 dollar hooker looks like?

Obama's gotta fix this economy shit ASAP.

Posted: **April 2nd, 2009, 5:40 pm**

Exnav wrote:I guess I am the only one wondering this but...........

that's what a 1000 dollar hooker looks like?

Obama's gotta fix this economy shit ASAP.

Good point!

Posted: **April 2nd, 2009, 9:02 pm**

iggys-amsoil wrote:
AlisoBob wrote:

This ISNT a glass of milk kiddies

x2

Posted: **April 2nd, 2009, 11:00 pm**

JBaze wrote:
Exnav wrote:I guess I am the only one wondering this but...........
that's what a 1000 dollar hooker looks like?

Obama's gotta fix this economy shit ASAP.
Good point!

Ya cause the ones on Craigslist are way better looking for 150-250 Hr. oops

Posted: **April 2nd, 2009, 11:38 pm**

iggys-amsoil wrote:[
Ya cause the ones on Craigslist are way better looking for 150-250 Hr. oops

150 - 250 Roses.....

Double "oops"!!

Posted: **April 3rd, 2009, 3:57 pm**

Diamonds even.

Posted: **April 3rd, 2009, 5:57 pm**

Craigslist is a good choice to pick up fast chicks. A lot of the younger troops surf Cragslist on their iPhones looking for a date over the weekend... I hear the stories on Monday......

Posted: **April 3rd, 2009, 8:20 pm**

Rosco-Peeko wrote: I hear the stories on Monday......

Oh do tell.

Posted: **April 4th, 2009, 1:30 pm**

Authorities are catching up to Craiglist about this very issue. This topic was even discussed on Dr Phil, so it's not a well kept secret anymore.

Posted: **April 10th, 2009, 5:15 am**

Update, with crime scene photos!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye ... sham1.html

Posted: **April 10th, 2009, 2:51 pm**

so why did she bite him in the first place?

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ShamWOW guy can throw a punch

ShamWOW guy can throw a punch