Brits Uncle In-Law, Two Clouds.....
Posted: January 11th, 2009, 10:13 am
Brit was hanging around over the holidays with Tox's dad, an Indian Chief named 'Two Clouds ( He smokes allot of weed, like Brit).
Brit asked him, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, but you have also seen the damage he's done.'
The Chief nodded in agreement.
Brit continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'
The Chief stared at the ground for over a minute and then calmly replied.
'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water.
Old , ugly women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian men spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex will all the young, pretty maidens.'
Then the chief leaned back and smiled.
'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve on system like that.'
Brit asked him, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, but you have also seen the damage he's done.'
The Chief nodded in agreement.
Brit continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'
The Chief stared at the ground for over a minute and then calmly replied.
'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water.
Old , ugly women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian men spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex will all the young, pretty maidens.'
Then the chief leaned back and smiled.
'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve on system like that.'
