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E Harmony rejected me WTF!
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 1:23 pm
by teemtrubble
Here's their response...
Mr Fachar
Sorry.
Your application to join our match-making service has been rejected.
You failed question #14: 'What do you like most in a woman?'
'My Dick' was not an acceptable answer.
Regretfully,
E Harmony
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 1:23 pm
by britincali
I thought they would have kicked you for being gay......
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 1:26 pm
by teemtrubble
Dah stupid that's where I met your wife and she doesn't complain!
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 1:27 pm
by dannygraves
lol, thats the funny thing about them refusing gays, is they refuse a whole shit load of people for not meeting their moral criteria, so why force then to take gays?? they obviously wouldn't meet their moral criteria!
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 1:28 pm
by AlisoBob
Brit filled out a job application..
It asked "Position Desired?'
Brit replied...
"Anal"
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 1:31 pm
by teemtrubble
AlisoBob wrote:Brit filled out a job application..
It asked "Position Desired?'
Brit replied...
"Anal"
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 1:57 pm
by JBaze
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 2:30 pm
by "SOLID Bro!!"
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 2:53 pm
by teemtrubble
Brit's crying to because he knows it's true!
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 2:56 pm
by britincali
The ultimate safe sex! Up the pooper is the only way to roll
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 2:59 pm
by teemtrubble
britincali wrote:Up the pooper is the only way to roll
We know that's how you roll....
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 2:59 pm
by AlisoBob
Brit..Brit..Brit........
Guys CANT get pregnant...
....didnt you ever learn the facts of life?
You've been taking it in the seat, all these years...
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 3:01 pm
by JBaze
Brits tool of the trade:
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 3:29 pm
by britincali
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 3:58 pm
by AlisoBob
No way..... Brits a rough rider....
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 4:06 pm
by "SOLID Bro!!"
Don't you mean STILL- GAY.
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 4:15 pm
by teemtrubble
[quote=""SOLID", Bro!"]Don't you mean STILL- GAY.
[/quote]
No! GAY'R
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 4:34 pm
by JBaze
AlisoBob wrote:No way..... Brits a rough rider....
Hey Brit, where you rub that!?
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 5:32 pm
by teamdns
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 5:55 pm
by Mama
Diamonds ARE a girls best friend!!!
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 6:02 pm
by AlisoBob
Mama wrote:Diamonds ARE a girls best friend!!!
Ass Diamonds
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 6:08 pm
by britincali
Whats the diff between a fag and a microwave???
A microwave don't brown your meat.....
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 6:10 pm
by teamdns
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 6:14 pm
by Mama
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 6:16 pm
by AlisoBob
