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Jeff Gordon joke!!!
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 9:18 am
by "SOLID Bro!!"
A man walks into a bar with his dog.
A Sprint Cup race is on a TV. He sits down and asks how Jeff Gordon is doing. The bartender says “Gordon is in 25th”. The dog jumps up, and runs around the barstool 25 times.
A couple of laps later, the bartender says “Gordon is up to 10th”. The dog jumps up again and runs around the barstool 10 times.
A few laps later, the bartender says “Gordon is up to 3rd”,
after which the dog again jumps up and runs around the barstool 3 times
The bartender says “WOW!! That dog is amazing!! What does he do if Gordon wins?”
“I don’t know”, says the man, “I’ve only had him for a year!”
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 3:17 pm
by sabreguy
Jeff Gordon sucks
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 4:07 pm
by "SOLID Bro!!"
Man I thought we had a bunch of rainbow warriors here!!
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 5:33 pm
by teamdns
who's jeff gordon?
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 5:53 pm
by JBaze
teamdns wrote:who's jeff gordon?
X2 Doesn't he ride for Kawasaki?
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 6:13 pm
by teamdns
JBaze wrote:teamdns wrote:who's jeff gordon?
X2 Doesn't he ride for Kawasaki?
no...i think he was lead guitar for that band 3rd eye blind
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 6:21 pm
by JBaze
teamdns wrote:JBaze wrote:teamdns wrote:who's jeff gordon?
X2 Doesn't he ride for Kawasaki?
no...i think he was lead guitar for that band 3rd eye blind
Yeah your right my bad! I heard they broke up and he's flippin burgers at Sonic. Started that job right after he got out of forced rehab.
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 6:23 pm
by teamdns
JBaze wrote:teamdns wrote:JBaze wrote:
X2 Doesn't he ride for Kawasaki?
no...i think he was lead guitar for that band 3rd eye blind
Yeah your right my bad! I heard they broke up and he's flippin burgers at Sonic. Started that job right after he got out of forced rehab.
you writin' a damn book on this some what unknown guy or what?
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 6:28 pm
by JBaze
No, it's my fault, I'm way off here I thought it was a guy named Fred Gordon!
I don't know who the hell Jeff Gordon is!
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 6:31 pm
by teamdns
your right........jeff/fred....who the fuck cares!!!!
Re: Jeff Gordon joke!!!
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 7:21 pm
by rpeterson
[quote=""SOLID", Bro!"]A man walks into a bar with his dog.
A Sprint Cup race is on a TV. He sits down and asks how Jeff Gordon is doing. The bartender says “Gordon is in 25th”. The dog jumps up, and runs around the barstool 25 times.
A couple of laps later, the bartender says “Gordon is up to 10th”. The dog jumps up again and runs around the barstool 10 times.
A few laps later, the bartender says “Gordon is up to 3rd”,
after which the dog again jumps up and runs around the barstool 3 times
The bartender says “WOW!! That dog is amazing!! What does he do if Gordon wins?”
“I don’t know”, says the man, “I’ve only had him for a year!”[/quote]
My Dad is a MAJOR Ford guy and was way stoked on this joke. he sent it to his Bro in France thats a huge JG fan.
RP
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 7:57 pm
by AlisoBob
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 8:00 pm
by JBaze
Slip him the tongue!
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 8:07 pm
by teamdns
didnt steppenwolf cover that song not too long after?
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 8:26 pm
by Exnav
teamdns wrote:
didnt steppenwolf cover that song not too long after?
Wasn't it on the 80's classic "Smell The Glove" from Spinal Tap?
Posted: December 12th, 2008, 8:42 pm
by JBaze
Exnav wrote:teamdns wrote:
didnt steppenwolf cover that song not too long after?
Wasn't it on the 80's classic "Smell The Glove" from Spinal Tap?
Or "Lick My Love Pump". Not sure.