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Dead baby jokes....

Posted: November 13th, 2008, 6:52 pm
by britincali
Poof :D

Posted: November 13th, 2008, 7:02 pm
by sabreguy
WTF those suck

Posted: November 13th, 2008, 7:06 pm
by Exnav
and a little on the sick side too :?

Posted: November 13th, 2008, 7:25 pm
by britincali
Very sick :shock:


Just saw them posted on another forum and figured what the hell!

Posted: November 13th, 2008, 8:06 pm
by jbird_710
britincali wrote:Just saw them posted on another forum and figured what the hell!
Psycho Homicidal Manics.com?

Posted: November 14th, 2008, 12:08 am
by iggys-amsoil
britincali wrote:Very sick :shock:

Just saw them posted on another forum and figured what the hell!
Thats because you haven't had one or two. Course neither do I but porno would fly easier.

Yours would defin be a different mix.

Posted: November 14th, 2008, 11:01 pm
by NightBiker07
whats worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?


one dead baby....nailed to ten trees.

Posted: November 18th, 2008, 11:05 am
by Balaclava
NightBiker07 wrote:whats worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?


one dead baby....nailed to ten trees.
i don't think it even comes close...ten dead babies is wayyyy sicker no matter how in-tact their limbs are!

Posted: November 24th, 2008, 4:31 pm
by Blusmbl
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red Corvette?

I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Posted: November 24th, 2008, 8:05 pm
by NightBiker07
whats worse than a trash can full of dead babies?

a live one at the bottom.
whats worse than that?

he ate his way out.
whats worse than that?

he came back for seconds......

Posted: November 24th, 2008, 8:10 pm
by AlisoBob
This thread is an embarassment...

Posted: November 25th, 2008, 10:19 am
by britincali
NightBiker07 wrote:whats worse than a trash can full of dead babies?

a live one at the bottom.
whats worse than that?

he ate his way out.
whats worse than that?

he came back for seconds......


Holy shit!!!!!!!

Posted: November 25th, 2008, 10:19 am
by britincali
AlisoBob wrote:This thread is an embarassment...



I always start the best ones :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: November 25th, 2008, 10:24 pm
by Travis
AlisoBob wrote:This thread is an embarassment...
Exactly, what is wrong with you Brit?


Posted: December 9th, 2008, 8:14 am
by MICK
Aww... :( I missed them.

Don't worry Brit I like them too. The sicker the better IMO. Appropriate for a CR500 forum? Probably not...But pretty much all we do at work is talk about sick and disgusting shit. If I shared half the crap we talk about the FBI would probably come knocking on my door :shock:

Posted: December 16th, 2008, 2:37 pm
by 90cr500guy
Whats red, smiles, and knocks on glass?
Baby in a microwave


Whats blue and sits in a corner?
Baby playing with a plastic bag


Whats red and sits in a corner?
Baby playing with a razor blade


How do you get 250 dead babies into a telephone booth?
With a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

Posted: December 16th, 2008, 4:24 pm
by britincali
Fuuuuuukkk!!!!!!!!!!!


:!:

Posted: December 16th, 2008, 4:53 pm
by Ported&Polished
Those jokes are older than my grandma, and she farts dust.

Posted: December 16th, 2008, 8:07 pm
by dannygraves
So the wife says the trick to dead baby jokes after you have kids is the replace the word "baby" with the word "nigger", then they are funny again :D

Posted: December 16th, 2008, 8:08 pm
by NightBiker07
dannygraves wrote:So the wife says the trick to dead baby jokes after you have kids is the replace the word "baby" with the word "nigger", then they are funny again :D
not relly, cause some jokes would be opposite. 10 dead darkies nailed to a tree would be WAY better than just one nailed to 10 trees.

Posted: December 16th, 2008, 8:14 pm
by dannygraves
LOL
but after you have kids there is absolutely nothing funny about dead babies!

Posted: December 29th, 2008, 11:03 am
by redrider
dannygraves wrote:LOL
but after you have kids there is absolutely nothing funny about dead babies!
Uhhh...yes there is. Lighten up. :D

Posted: December 29th, 2008, 11:15 am
by AlisoBob
Its not the topic, these are just dumb.....

Posted: December 29th, 2008, 6:11 pm
by sabreguy
AlisoBob wrote:Its not the topic, these are just dumb.....
Well what do you expect Bob? Look who started this thread!
Sheepboy!!!!!

Posted: December 29th, 2008, 7:29 pm
by AlisoBob
Some one should pulled this baby joke on him....

What is red and is creeping up its mothers leg?


An aborted Baby Britincali, with homesickness.