Three Women in Mexico

[sabreguy]

Three women in Mexico
>>
>>Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation,
>>get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed
>>in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night
>>before.
>>
>>The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked
>>if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible
>>College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the
>>behalf of the innocent."
>>
>>They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to
>>the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness,and release her.
>>
>>The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I
>>just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power
>>of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."
>>
>>They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all
>>immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and
>>release her.
>>
>>The last one (you knew it), a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm
>>from the University of Kentucky and just graduated with a degree in
>>Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain't gonna
>>electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in.