I'm voting Democrat because...

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I'm voting Democrat

I'm voting Democrat because English has no place being the official language
in America.

I'm voting Democrat because it's better to turn corn into fuel than it is to
eat.

I'm voting Democrat because I'd rather pay $4 for a gallon of gas than allow
drilling for oil off the coasts of America.

I'm voting Democrat because I think the government will do a better job of
spending my money than I could.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Afghanistan and Iraq , I
know the Islamic terrorists will stop trying to kill us because they'll
think we're a good and decent country.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe people who can't tell us if it will
rain in two or three days, can now tell us the polar ice caps will disappear
in ten years if I don't start riding a bicycle, build a windmill or inflate
my tires to proper levels.

I'm voting Democrat because it's alright to kill millions of babies as long
as we keep violent, convicted murderers on death row alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe businesses in America should not be
allowed to make profits. Businesses should just break even and give the rest
to the government so politicians and bureaucrats can redistribute the money
the way they think it should be redistributed.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe guns, and not the people misusing
them, are the cause of crimes and killings.

I'm voting Democrat because when someone with a weapon threatens my family
or me, I know the government can respond faster through a call to 911 than I
can with a gun in my hand.

I'm voting Democrat because oil companies' 5% profit on a gallon of gas are
obscene, but government taxes of 18% on the same gallon of gas are just
fine.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four elitist liberals should
rewrite the Constitution every few months to suit some fringe element that
could never get their agenda past voters.

I'm voting Democrat because illegal aliens are not criminals, are not
sucking up resources through government aid, hospital services, education,
or social services, but are just people trying to make a better life by
coming to America illegally. We can't blame them for that, can we?

I'm voting Democrat because now I can now marry whatever I want, so I've decided to marry my goat.

Makes ya wonder why anyone would ever vote Republican, doesn't it?

[dannygraves]

[redrocket190]

If you think the current Republican Party and McCain gets a clean bill of health against all of those criteria, think again. Both parties have wandered far away from traditional principles enshrined in the Constitution. If your point was to vote for the lesser of two evils, couldn't agree more.

["SOLID Bro!!"]

>> The first time I read this quote, I thought it was dangerously true.
>> Then I >really started pondering it and thought how would this apply
>> to our own >lives/careers? Let's look at it again to see how absurd
>> it is.>>You couldn't get a job at McDonalds and become district
>> manager after 143 >days of experience.>You couldn't become chief of
>> surgery after 143 days of experience of being >a surgeon.>You
>> couldn't get a job as a teacher and be the superintendent after 143
>> >days of experience.>You couldn't join the military and become a
>> colonel after a
>> 143 days of >experience.>You couldn't get a job as a reporter and
>> become the nightly news anchor >after 143 days of
>> experience.>BUT....>>'From the time Barack Obama was sworn in as a
>> United State Senator, to the
>
>> > >time he announced he was forming a Presidential
>> exploratory committee, he >logged 143 days of experience in the
>> Senate.>That's how many days the Senate was actually in session and
>> working.>After 143 days of work experience, Obama believed he was
>> ready to be >Commander In Chief, Leader of the Free World, and fill
>> the shoes of Abraham >Lincoln, FDR, JFK and Ronald Reagan. 143
>> days?>>We all have to start somewhere. The senate is a good start,
>> but after 143 >days, that's all it is - a start.>>AND, strangely, a
>> large sector of the American public seems to feel >comfortable with
>> this and campaigning for him.>>We wouldn't accept this in our own
>> line of work, yet some are OK with this >for the President of the
>> United States of America?>>>>Come on folks, we are not voting for the

>> next American PRESIDENT!!!

[teemtrubble]

If you think the current Republican Party and McCain gets a clean bill of health against all of those criteria, think again. Both parties have wandered far away from traditional principles enshrined in the Constitution. If your point was to vote for the lesser of two evils, couldn't agree more.

There you go again being politically corect! It's my story why you gotta spoil it? Oh that's right your English

[iggys-amsoil]

If you think the current Republican Party and McCain gets a clean bill of health against all of those criteria, think again. Both parties have wandered far away from traditional principles enshrined in the Constitution. If your point was to vote for the lesser of two evils, couldn't agree more.

There you go again being politically corect! It's my story why you gotta spoil it? Oh that's right your English

I gota roll with Red on that. The controlers get a big kick out of watching us minions fighting amoung ourselfs'. Its just a big Party for them.

[AlisoBob]

MY MOMMY....THE EXOTIC DANCER

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their mothers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - teacher, nurse, businesswoman, saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his mother, he replied, Well my mother's an
exotic dancer in a cabaret and takes off all her clothes in front of men and they put money in her underwear.

Sometimes, if the offer is really good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money.They have every kind of sex, even anal.'

The teacher, obviously very shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, 'I've met your mother at several PTA events, and never whould have suspected anything like that was going on.Is that really true about your mother?'

No,' the boy said, 'She really works for the DEMOCRATIC National Committee and is helping to get BARACK OBAMA to be our next President, but I was too ashamed to say that in front of the other kids.'

[dannygraves]

LMAO!!!!

[ou812]

Is this a good road to travel down?, really your f-ed either way

http://www.commondreams.org/view/2008/09/10-4

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Let me see Steve and Mike agree... Well that explains it

[Rosco-Peeko]

Obama stopped in to (Kuwait) when I was there. I did not care to see or meet the guy. What pissed me off is they shut the flightline down for over an hour while he was on the ramp. Thats bullshit! We had planes to launch. The war does not stop for that clown. They had it secure from us even...we could not get to the planes to launch them out or fix them to get them in the air.

[iggys-amsoil]

Ya Rob I know, that sucks.

The question is; Define terrorism? Is it based on the Patriot Act? Is the def found in the Code of Federal Regulations? What title and Section.

Personally if one is NOT a US citizen or by Naturalization then one does not have any Constitutional rights under the Bill of Rights.

The problem is, is domestic terrorsim can be bastardized and how it is used to imprison people under the gise of terrorism.