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The other morning I wake up at 1:30am with my wife on my mobile asking someone, “why are you calling and what do you what” and intensely a number of times. The call ends and she tells me its some person from America.

Mike is doing some deals for me and returns a call I made a few hours before. Its about 11:30 am in the US but 1:30am here in Australia.

Brave as I am, I say nothing get up for a drink & go to the dunny to think up and answer. Shit she dosent know about the two bikes Mike is sending over and I am in the shit big time. Like my water is going to be chopped.

Thank god Mike on to it and doesn’t mention the bike so I fashion up a story and make a nerves joke and it all pans out.

Close shave and thanks Mike for keeping cool.

Oh god...a couple calls like that and your wife is gonna think you've got a boyfriend

MICK wrote:Oh god...a couple calls like that and your wife is gonna think you've got a boyfriend

dont laugh too loud, she has all ready suggested that.

How the hell was I supposed to know he was 14 hours a head of me! hahaha I was gonna say "Dis isa Who flung dung Soo sottie me makum wong numba soo sottie" hahahaha she sounded pissed! Shit I called HRCracing before at 3:30am hahahaha

.....so what happens when the two bikes finally arrive ???? Divorce ????

No Mike here! Chinese laundry leave your jacket come back Tuesday!!!

The whole thing is very bazaar, with innocent intensions I was looking and buying new parts for my existing 86. I made a parts list and got it priced. Well a good looking 86 turns up in Hollywood and I get in contact with Mike. Between the parts list and buying / shipping, the deal looks good. In the mean time, a second cheepy pops up and we roll with that as well.

Since then I have become a deceitful husband , criminally minded, cunning, tricky , heart in the chest, desperate old man that only wants his CR500 going. Am I proud, Hmmmm yeh . I love my wife to death and if this is male menopause then it’s only a hot looking red dressed old boiler 1986 CR500.

The sad thing is she is a lawyer so I am already fucked, and when you are in that position you can go no lower. On the bright side, I will have a couple of bikes and the aim is one to be as show room new.

The cheepy will be parted in the shed but the other bike will become an outstanding deal around the corner that I got to pick up.

TYSTYX if it ends in divorce then we get a CR500 each.
I know this is very sad but hay I know you all can relate.

Power_Stand wrote:
TYSTYX if it ends in divorce then we get a CR500 each.
I know this is very sad but hay I know you all can relate.

I can definetly relate bro !! Just make sure she gets the cheapy and you get the shiny one !!
......or buy her something VERY VERY nice before the bikes come

Mike is the man

lewisclan wrote:Mike is the man

Mike is a ledged, he was getting cross examined and didn’t crack.