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I've got a million of em. An uncanny way of fuckin up those who have done the same to me, but of course, mine are always more devious.

Example

Not too long ago, I made a $10 purchase at a nearby hardware store. The total came to 10.01 with tax, so I give the idiot bitch behind the register 20 and a penny. She closed the drawer without giving me the change, and when I fronted her off about it, she was soooo sure that I only give her a 10. Well, the argument got so heated that the store owner come out to find out what goin on. I told the fat bastard to count the drawer, and he told me that if I left my phone number, they'd call me if they were over for the day. YEAH RIGHT.
Now, I've never needed 10 dollars so bad that I was just gonna stand there and be made a fool of, but hey, I just hit the ATM, so all I had was 20's. The 2 fuckers had a good chuckle as I was walkin out the door, and thats what burned me up. And then the light went on.

I got to drinkin a bit, and a couple of bilabongs of Blueberry Muffin later that evening, and I devised my master plan to fuck their world up.

Went out to the barn and got some of that stuff, you know, that 2 part epoxy that comes in the syringe deal, and a few beers and puffs later, it was dark and I was on the road.

That stuff works wonders, especially when you fill every padlock and door lock at the place. The only way to get into a lock thats been filled with it is to.....well....cut or drill.

Ahhh, the complete look of satisfaction I had when I drove by there at 9 the next morning and seen all the employees and the owner standing outside. They were still there when I came back the other way half hour later. Must be a bitch when all the tools you need to get in are "STUCK" inside.

Best 10 bux I ever spent

good stuff

Very cool

Brit will come home from work and his shit will be all epoxied up!

Another fine example

Once upon a time, a LOOOOOooooooooooooooooooonnnnnng time ago, I was the rack n launch boy at a ritzy marina in the Metro Detroit area. Not that drivin the Wiggins around sucks ass, but some customers were just total dickwads.

One guy stands out. Now, the deal was, you'd call the marina, tell em you were comin out, and I'd pull your boat outta the rack and it be waitin for you.

This ballsack would come up with his entourage, no phone call, nothin, and demand that I put his brand new at the time 38 Cigarette in the water. I mean, he'd just dog my ass, talkin shit. I told the owner that this guy was an asswipe, but was told he's been one of our best customers, yada, yada, leave it pass. That asshole would come to the marina and have me pull his boat and set it up on bunks so he could wash it! He spent big time washin it like a couple nights before he'd take it out, all that elbow grease just getting it perfect, but could never say a decent word to anyone that worked at the "Pointe".

Well, I had about enough of his bullshit, and the light went on.

Fucker showed up one afternoon while I was moving boats, and said something to the effect like "Hey, you're gonna pull my boat next and set it on the bunks over here so I can get it cleaned up for tomorrow. Now hurry the fuck up"
I pulled his boat, and he spent about 4 hours scrubbin it and made sure that I stayed until he was done. This was the straw that broke the camels back

Alot of folks that shared the same rack building with said asshole were gone for the weekend, so it was just his boat and a couple of others in the building. I got this bright idea as I watched him pull away from the marina in his car. I pulled the other boats out of the rack and took them out to some bunks in the yard, than I put his boat in its bunk. Now, you all remember when firecrackers were firecrackers, right?
I had a couple of those big jobs, you know, the ones the Jerky Boys described as being like the empty toilet paper roll. I lit one of those off in the rack building, and to my joy and excitment, a SHITLOAD of dust, old birds nests, bird shit, and whatever gooney goo goo that was up in those rafters came tumbling down into guess where.

Fucker came up with the attitude the next afternoon wanting the boat the usual way, and I just couldn't go in there and get it fast enough for him. Ever seen someone turn 3 shades of red?

Told him lightning musta hit the rack building the night before. Fuckin arrogant bastard didn't realise that there hadn't been a cloud one in a couple days, and the best of all, that all the other vessels in the building were, um, ah, er.............CLEAN!

Remember kids

PEACE THRU SUPERIOR FIREPOWER!

What comes around goes around . I wonder if he knew it was your wheaty's he pissed in to cause a lighting storm.