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Tell me, was I being a wanker?
Posted: July 23rd, 2008, 4:01 pm
by bigpower
About an hour ago, I was wheelin my groceries out of the store headin for the Jeep. Aparently, these 5 sumo sized ladies decided right behind my liftgate would be a good place to have a conversation. Well, I was lucky to get outta there alive, they all wanted to kick my ass, thought for sure I was gonna have to get the P93 out from under the seat.
I mean, all I said when I walked up with my groceries was "Hey, how about takin the pizza and donuts somewhere else".
Better not shop there no more
Posted: July 23rd, 2008, 4:06 pm
by TYSTYX
Posted: July 23rd, 2008, 4:33 pm
by britincali
Posted: July 23rd, 2008, 4:42 pm
by AlisoBob
A while ago, at a strip club, I told a stripper....
" You spend too much time dancing....... in front of the refrigerator...."
Posted: July 23rd, 2008, 5:14 pm
by pstoffers
Re: Tell me, was I being a wanker?
Posted: July 24th, 2008, 8:09 am
by Mad Dog
bigpower wrote:
all I said when I walked up with my groceries was "Hey, how about takin the pizza and donuts somewhere else".
Now, that's just Hoon smooth right there.
Posted: July 24th, 2008, 8:44 am
by dannygraves
Posted: July 24th, 2008, 8:45 am
by dannygraves
My wife just yells "move it tubby" and now Seth has starting saying it too...
Posted: July 24th, 2008, 12:55 pm
by ISBB
dannygraves wrote:My wife just yells "move it tubby" and now Seth has starting saying it too...
dunno if i should meet your wife.. i can see it now.. GET OUTTA THE WAY YOU FAT SON OF A B**** lol j/k
Posted: July 24th, 2008, 1:06 pm
by dannygraves
since I've been solely office work and gained some weight, she starting calling me "fatty Mclard ass" or "fat sajac"