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So my buddy has is sister who starting working at a urologist office, and he calls me up to tell he scored a shitload of Viagra.

He askes me if I want some.... I say "Hell Ya!"

You hear all this stories about guys popping wood in their 80's, after a 30 year layoff....


So tonight was the big night. These are 50mg... I guess their the med. stregnth ones..

I didnt tell the wifey... I was going to surprize her with my Remingtom Steel sized dick.....

Well.... It wasnt like that.... wasnt like that at all...... not even a little.

It was the same ol' Johnson....

Humm.....

I called his sister and asked her WTF?

She says... " What happens if you take a asprin, and you dont have a headache?"

I said.. " Nothing"

She says... " There ya' go Einstein."

Shit.......


I once took a handful of my wifes, girlfriends Xanax. She thought I would be asleep in 5 minutes... nothing.

I think due to my size, I need to double up on that Viagra. They make it in 100mg's, so I'm gonna take 3 x50 and see what all the fuss is about.... once and for all.

Anybody else got a story to tell?

I got a story. My buddy (a white guy) is hung like a horse, and services the entire north Whittier Ca. region. He gets all the married girls and everything that needs a pick me up. So one night he takes some Viagra and goes off on some hunny. Well, he has this peddestal fan blowing away and the front cage is off (cheap Wallmart garbage). So he gets up to go pee, and walks past the fan. In an instant the fan blade slices his wood at the tip! Blood goes flying and the girl screams and gets dressed and runs back to her safe hubby whos peter would have missed the fan by 6 inches.

Ported&Polished wrote:I got a story. My buddy (a white guy) is hung like a horse, and services the entire north Whittier Ca. region. He gets all the married girls and everything that needs a pick me up. So one night he takes some Viagra and goes off on some hunny. Well, he has this peddestal fan blowing away and the front cage is off (cheap Wallmart garbage). So he gets up to go pee, and walks past the fan. In an instant the fan blade slices his wood at the tip! Blood goes flying and the girl screams and gets dressed and runs back to her safe hubby whos peter would have missed the fan by 6 inches.

OUCH!