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Jbaze with his girly headaches gave me an idea



Im starting a column for all you panzies that need advice and dont wanna loose every sunday of the month to child molesters.


Ill will be here offering frank well thought out advise for any issue that ails you.

Ask away bitches

You could call it "Brittny's Corner"

Dear Uncle Brit


I've been having trouble believing my electric bills lately

Should I............................

A. Drain the hot tub

Or

B. Shut down the farm

Theres been a lot of hot ass moved thru that tub over the years, and I still get a little "strange" here n there, and you know all about the farm.

What would you do? Or should I ask this question to Ellis Mate?

Man thats a tough call, whats the word uncle?

Every answer would either be:

1. Dont marry a squaw.

2. Smoke weed.

Dear Uncle Brit, my penis bothers me. I had no say so in getting it cicumsized as a baby, but now I am getting tired of this whole Jewish thing. I'm not Jewish, should I get a circumsisian reversal? Signed Itchy Palms....

Dear uncle brit, there is a mega hottie at work who is an uber slut and I would really like to pump her full of spunk, but I have a feeling the wifey might not like that much. what should I do?

dannygraves wrote:Dear uncle brit, there is a mega hottie at work who is an uber slut and I would really like to pump her full of spunk, but I have a feeling the wifey might not like that much. what should I do?

I can answer this one...


HIT IT!

Whats hotter than a "9.5"??

A "5.9" who I havent banged yet...

damn it Bob! you guys are supposed to be the voice of reason, not backing up what my smaller and more powerful brain downstairs is telling me!!!

bigpower wrote:Dear Uncle Brit


I've been having trouble believing my electric bills lately

Should I............................

A. Drain the hot tub

Or

B. Shut down the farm

Theres been a lot of hot ass moved thru that tub over the years, and I still get a little "strange" here n there, and you know all about the farm.

What would you do? Or should I ask this question to Ellis Mate?

Drain the hottub dude, the farm pays for itself

AlisoBob wrote:Every answer would either be:

1. Dont marry a squaw.

2. Smoke weed.

Dont post in my thread without a question.

dannygraves wrote:Dear uncle brit, there is a mega hottie at work who is an uber slut and I would really like to pump her full of spunk, but I have a feeling the wifey might not like that much. what should I do?

Dont be a dumbass and make sure you dont get caught, also go contact your doctor and get any available STD meds before touching the holy muff.

AlisoBob wrote:
I can answer this one...

:

You dont get to answer shit, this is MY "Dear brit" thread. Dont go cluttering it up with your uneducated american-ness.

Ported&Polished wrote:Dear Uncle Brit, my penis bothers me. I had no say so in getting it cicumsized as a baby, but now I am getting tired of this whole Jewish thing. I'm not Jewish, should I get a circumsisian reversal? Signed Itchy Palms....

As my mother once told me "Anyone who is circumsized is a homo", go get the reversal and go au'natural man

Dear Brit.....

What am I susposed to do about foreigners coming over here, and taking all the car sales and finance jobs.

Where is all the U.S. born White Trash supposed to work?

ou812 wrote:Man thats a tough call, whats the word uncle?

Please re-phraze your question in an understandable manner.

britincali wrote:
As my mother once told me "Anyone who is circumsized is a homo",

If Brit got cut, he would be down to 0.666 "

They made mine into a Jumpie for my niece, Katelyn...

dannygraves wrote:
damn it Bob! you guys are supposed to be the voice of reason

If she looks like this, I am being reasonable.

AlisoBob wrote:Dear Brit.....

What am I susposed to do about foreigners coming over here, and taking all the car sales and finance jobs.

Where is all the U.S. born White Trash supposed to work?

# 1 If americans had a decent education system there would be no opportunity to "take jobs" from you.

# 2 Walmart

Bob quit cluttering up my help thread with shit or I am gonna report you to the admin and get you locked out of the thread.

Go to Wally World.. your thread is there.....

AlisoBob wrote:Go to Wally World.. your thread is there.....

http://www.bannedcr500riders.com/board/ ... php?t=3269

uncle why does it burn when I pee pee

aloha450x wrote:uncle why does it burn when I pee pee

http://www.bannedcr500riders.com/board/ ... php?t=3269

Thread has been moved post up there

Always glad I could help Brit! After all it is the B.S. section. Oh yeah, I've got your girl hangin, baby! Your bestest buddy, Jason.