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I've just been out on the bike for a few hours tonight and my ass is stinging like mad!
What do you guys use/wear to prevent the dreaded 'MONKEY-BUTT'?
I wear padded cycling shorts, but I always end up with terrible ring-sting.
I think my butt hairs are getting pulled out whilst sliding up & down the seat, but I dunno how to prevent it other than waxing my ass!
Hell, I might as well get it waxed and get into porno acting -
Wait a minute... That sound like an plan!!!!

Well, basically, hairy assed individuals can't avoid it. Your best bet is to wax your nut sack and cornhole. Or buy some of this stuff. http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/

Only cure I know is to ride more often.

This stuff does pretty good too and is readily available at any drugstore.
http://www.bagbalm.com/

Stand up

Ported&Polished wrote:http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/

Thats the stuff

i havent gotten monkey butt once since i have had my 500.. You must have a funky seat.. LOL On my yamaha i used to get ape ass every weekend... on the 500 i can ride just as much as i did on the 426 and be able to have a comfortable drive home.