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My Dad Is Gay

Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.

David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go

out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money.' The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took little David
Aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?'

'No,' said David, 'He plays for the Montreal Canadians but I Was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.'


By the way I'm a Toronto Fan,So Maybe its funnier for me than others,Thats just life as a Toronto Fan.

What about the kid whose father plays for Boston?He's out on the golf course with the Leafs polishing each others clubs!
Go Habs

Both the Ducks and Devils are out.

CRMOE500 wrote:What about the kid whose father plays for Boston?He's out on the golf course with the Leafs polishing each others clubs!
Go Habs

Wait another 5 years Mats & The Boys will have they're tour cards for the PGA

kkvslayer wrote:Wait another 5 years Mats & The Boys will have they're tour cards for the PGA

If only Kenny Holland was the Leafs GM.

Johan Franzen, a late round pick. If the Wings go all the way, theres your Conn Smythe trophy winner.

Thats some funny shit there Bob! I always get a kick out of your responses.
If Montreal sucks so bad then whats that say for Boston?They know more about golf then they do hockey?