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So I decided I need to get a good tan going, and I hate when everything is browning but the rump, so I have been going into the forest each day and finding a good spot where the sun is blasting. I usually get naked and bbq up some dogs, and pound 2 or 3 cold ones. So far I am solo styling it, but who knows maybe a couple Hoons will join in after I post this.

Dude, between shitting your self.. and now looking for swordfighting friends... I'm starting to wonder if an "Open" forum is really the way to go....

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hmmm...im wondering what he is really doing with those hot dogs !!









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TYSTYX wrote:hmmm...im wondering what he is really doing with those hot dogs !!


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Eeeeeeeee! Party foul! That will be enough of that....

You're a freak man. With the whole quad.....nekked thing.....

Sounds like a good time! I have a very busy schedule right now though...Butt, I'll see if I can 'Fit you in'.

Lessee...
Monday-Thursday: I'll be walking through local neighborhoods dragging a doll's head on a string.
Sorry, busy.

Friday-Saturday: Hmm, I'm a judge at the local KOA's 'Trucker Shave Off'
Can't miss that!

Whatcha doing Sunday?

What did I just walk in to?

wow

lewisclan wrote:wow

Unbelivable

People usually tell me that I am the guy that finds the line, then steps over it... You definitly got me beat dude...
But hey, you can totally go back to eating those chips now. Only thing you'll mess up is the forest floor, just put some leaves over it

I'm usually up for new things but that may be something you may want to continue to do by YOURSELF!!!!

dannygraves wrote:People usually tell me that I am the guy that finds the line, then steps over it... You definitly got me beat dude...
But hey, you can totally go back to eating those chips now. Only thing you'll mess up is the forest floor, just put some leaves over it

I dunno about that there Lt. Dan. You repeatedly step across the line too often...starting to wonder about you... LOL!!

Naked quad rides, a whole lot of fun, a lot of fun holes.

Wow

Ya know one day when I was about 16 or 17. I was drivin in the mountains of Utah (where I grew up) and I saw this really big Bull (cow not elk). He was rather proud of what he had hangin below. Well my friend sittin in the seat next to me said "hey wheres the pellet gun?" - "dude why?" "I'm gonna shoot it in the balls". That bull let out a sound that no man on earth should hear. He sucked up his family jewels faster then you could count to 1. He looked like he was hell bent on killin what ever just struck his area with such force. Needless to say we put the pedal to the floor and prayed he couldnt run - cause catchin up to a 1967 Datsun pickup on a rockey dirt road aint that difficult.
Moral of the story:
So all I can say for advise - make sure that there arnt any teen age kids around needing target practice with their BB guns - you just might turn out to be the bull in my story.

I may be naked, but I always carry a loaded revolver, so whoever it is that shoots me in the bean bag better be faster than a speeding bullet.

Ported&Polished wrote:I may be naked, but I always carry a loaded revolver, so whoever it is that shoots me in the bean bag better be faster than a speeding bullet.

They wouldnt have to be to fast, heck you'ed be rollin in pain fer a little while - that is - well - should I say it - well - unless there isnt much to hurt down there. . . . . .

Not trying to cause an arguement - just a though. .