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His boney-ass nuckles can do some serious damage!

I swear dude, I didn't touch her!

Thats what you get bitch!!

There wont be a next time...

I told him that big mouth of his was gonna get him in trouble...did he listen? No!

hoofarted wrote:I told him that big mouth of his was gonna get him in trouble...did he listen? No!

He doesnt listen because he cant hear anyone over his own mouth...

I somehow knew that was coming......

The trick to fighting those tall skinny guys is to get in close. Expect the first punch to land because of the long reach, shrug it off, and bring his 150 lb. body down. Put him in a suplex and walk his head into a concrete floor a few times.

With 79" reach and a hell of a sprawl, you aint just walking through me BOYYEE...

Kick in the nuts and a quick headbut when your folding over would take care of business cleanly and easily

britincali wrote:Kick in the nuts and a quick headbut when your folding over would take care of business cleanly and easily

I would expect no less from you...So I would just roll a beer towards you and when you bent over to pick it up id kick you in the neck...

yeah, I needed stitches in my chin too... what a dick!

dannygraves wrote:yeah, I needed stitches in my chin too... what a dick!

I din't know balls could slap that hard.

britincali wrote:

dannygraves wrote:yeah, I needed stitches in my chin too... what a dick!

I din't know balls could slap that hard.

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

Depends on how "heavy hitter" you are!!

damn it! now you got that stupid glen learner commercial song stuck in my head!!
Fucking DICK!

britincali wrote:Kick in the nuts and a quick headbut when your folding over would take care of business cleanly and easily

I saw this @ Dumont...

Brit 1

MFDP 0

Question:

Who got hit on the chin with more balls?




Johnny Bench


Danny Graves

or



Liberace

Incase you guys didn't figure it out, Justin didn't hit me, I just wrecked REALLY hard!
I never thought a bike could have too much power until riding mine on the trails
hit some whoops on a hill, thought it was flat on the otherside, so I hit them hard and bliped the throttle to get the front end up... on the other side there were some gnarly whoops, threw me back causing me to open up the throttle, then the bike pulled me across 3 whoops at 12-0-clock with me flopping around like a rag doll, then hit a small (like 5-6ft) hill, the bike flipped 1 1/2 times in the air while I was in the superman position behind it, the rear wheel hit my helmet, busting my goggles, and the helmet, the rest is a blur, my left heel is black and blue, so it obviously hit the ground with some force... there isn't much skin left on the top of my legs and knees and my chest protector broke.
I would have ridden the bike back, but the throttle assembly got crushed when it landed upside down and stuck the throttle wide open, also wrecked the kill switch. I tried to stall it out by picking it up, but than it just dragged me around and took of for a few feet before running itself in a circle until the carb ran out of fuel!
It was my most brutal wreck yet!
I need all new gear, everything took a beating, all new body work, a new subframe and silencer, new bars, bar mounts, throttle assembly, etc. etc.
and I don't even know if the motor still runs
MFDB was the man though, he went and got my truck and brought it out there and helped me load up... (I was hurtin pretty bad and my stupid chin wouldn't stop bleeding)

Ouch, that sounds like a wicked wreck, for sure. Glad you're okay, and Liberace didn't stop by to pay your face a visit.

I'm sure the motor's fine.

I never thought a bike could have too much power until riding mine on the trails

Yep, gnarley trails on a 500 are hard, the real bitch is the tall 1st gear. Once you get into deep veed bolder filled creek beds it gets to the point you want to detune her a little.

ou812 wrote:

I never thought a bike could have too much power until riding mine on the trails

Yep, gnarley trails on a 500 are hard, the real bitch is the tall 1st gear. Once you get into deep veed bolder filled creek beds it gets to the point you want to detune her a little.

I got to give it to danny, that motor in his AF is one fast motherfucker.


Ill bet it would be a handfull on the tight stuff

Another beast goes out of control.

Glad your ok for the most part.

Where was this at?

AlisoBob wrote:
Brit 1

MFDP 0

Boo Sheet MOFO!!