Mormons

britincali · Post by **britincali** » March 15th, 2008, 8:22 am

We have 2 salespeople here now who are mormons, they both like a drink and are party animals, one just got baptised in due to here husband being a mormon.

I think its all complete shit personally, the one that just got baptised showed me this vid this morning....

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy0d1HbI ... re=related[/youtube]

All this does is solidify my opinion thats its complete shit.

Whats your guys opinion and do we have any mormons in the house?

Post by **AlisoBob** » March 15th, 2008, 9:48 am

When I was in about 6th grade, ALL the Mormon girls at my school put out..

iggys-amsoil · Post by **iggys-amsoil** » March 16th, 2008, 1:14 am

Oddly enough Pink Floyds Brian Damage happened to be playing when I clicked it.

Interesting and funny correlations.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZSi02uc ... re=related[/youtube]

dannygraves · Post by **dannygraves** » March 16th, 2008, 10:30 am

hellz yeah, I used to pretend to be interested in the mormon church and all the mormon chicks got all hot and bothered over that

Those were good times

BIGGDAD · Post by **BIGGDAD** » March 17th, 2008, 12:34 pm

i used to pull the same trick with the pentecostal girls.

jbird_710 · Post by **jbird_710** » March 20th, 2008, 9:01 am

Has anyone seen the South Park episode about Mormons?

http://southpark.comedycentral.com/vide ... eId=103933

britincali · Post by **britincali** » March 20th, 2008, 9:06 am

^ that was some funny shit, dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Anyone watch bill maher last night? He was ripping some presidential runner saying " I don't trust anyone who wears magical underwear"

Caseys500 · Post by **Caseys500** » March 20th, 2008, 2:17 pm

I'm mormon. Well, I guess the church tried to get rid of the name...I belong to the Church of Jesus Christ of Later Day Saints.

Depends on where you are from if the mormons are strict in their religion or not. Just like the preachers daughter, the bishops daughters are no better. I have found that mormons who live in a less morman area are usually a little less hypocritical then those who live in higher percentage mormon areas. I am very open minded about other religions though.

I was kindof an outcast where I am from because I didnt go on a mission and decided to go play college and amature baseball instead.

I am pretty educated but I still like the belief that there is something more to this life then just life and death. Makes it easier when you lose a loved one to know that you will see them again, for example my mother who would have only been 49 2 days ago passed away a couple weeks ago. Very sad time in my life, especially since my biological father came to the funeral and I had to introduce myself to him as his son. So she was really all I had except for an incredible stepdad who raised me as his own from when I was 4.

We mormons are generally pretty good people, but there are some bad ones; dont get me wrong.

I cant be the only one here!

dannygraves · Post by **dannygraves** » March 20th, 2008, 2:44 pm

wow man, heavy story, sorry about your mom...

britincali · Post by **britincali** » March 20th, 2008, 2:53 pm

Caseys500 wrote:
Makes it easier when you lose a loved one to know that you will see them again

That IMO is the only reason there is any kind of religion, life is pretty damn scarey when once you die there is nothing nada zip.

Keeps everyone in check and out of the "fuk it" attitude

Post by **AlisoBob** » March 20th, 2008, 3:18 pm

Brit, your the one who believe in Ghosts, and even had a "1 on 1" experience with one.... How can you not believe their is a "Afterlife"?

britincali · Post by **britincali** » March 20th, 2008, 3:20 pm

AlisoBob wrote:Brit, your the one who believe in Ghosts, and even had a "1 on 1" experience with one.... How can you not believe their is a "Afterlife"?

To me ghosts have nothing to do with heaven hell or religion.

Some places and things have a profound effect on people and I think that even after they die a part of them stays behind.

Post by **AlisoBob** » March 20th, 2008, 3:22 pm

Caseys500 wrote:
I was kindof an outcast where I am from because I didnt go on a mission and decided to go play college and amature baseball instead.

Good Choice...

Here is a movie I'm waiting to come out...

http://www.expelledthemovie.com/home.php

Ben Stein friggin' RULES!

What do I believe? I think "Mankind" crawling up out of the ocean is about as plausable and as a tornado whipping through Brits garage, and assembling a 747.

No way.....

Post by **AlisoBob** » March 20th, 2008, 3:24 pm

britincali wrote: To me ghosts have nothing to do with heaven hell or religion.

I didnt mention religion, I said "Afterlife"...

britincali · Post by **britincali** » March 20th, 2008, 3:25 pm

AlisoBob wrote: What do I believe? I think "Mankind" crawling up out of the ocean is about as plausable and as a tornado whipping through Brits garage, and assembling a 747.

No way.....

So you would rather believe we were brought here by aliens or built by some guy in 6 days and spawned from 2 people?????????????????

Come on bob

britincali · Post by **britincali** » March 20th, 2008, 3:27 pm

AlisoBob wrote:
britincali wrote: To me ghosts have nothing to do with heaven hell or religion.

I didnt mention religion, I said "Afterlife"...

I don't think its an afterlife though, its a tough one thats for sure!

If everyone turned into ghosts this planet would be fukin nuts, I think ghosts are energy of some kind that's left behind somehow....

Hellbear · Post by **Hellbear** » March 20th, 2008, 3:29 pm

britincali · Post by **britincali** » March 20th, 2008, 3:39 pm

Whats lame? mormons, religion in general, ghosts or bobs post?

Hellbear · Post by **Hellbear** » March 20th, 2008, 3:51 pm

mainly religous debates in general. No one wins and they cause alot of drama.

I grew up baptist and still believe in it but nobody knows for sure and the only way you can find out is to die.

That's why I said lame.

britincali · Post by **britincali** » March 20th, 2008, 3:53 pm

Drama is a good thing as long as it aint all BS namecalling (freemer

)

I like a good 10 page heated thread every now and then

ou812 · Post by **ou812** » March 20th, 2008, 3:54 pm

and the only way you can find out is to die.

Free coolaid in Jonestown

britincali · Post by **britincali** » March 20th, 2008, 3:56 pm

ou812 wrote:
Free coolaid in Jonestown

Ahh the wonders of religion

Hellbear · Post by **Hellbear** » March 20th, 2008, 3:56 pm

britincali wrote:Drama is a good thing as long as it aint all BS namecalling (freemer )

I like a good 10 page heated thread every now and then

You

stirrer.

Caseys500 · Post by **Caseys500** » March 21st, 2008, 8:27 am

Thanks DG, my mom was an incredible woman. There were over 1000 people at her funeral in the small church in Egin Idaho (which is the closest one to the sand dunes I might add). I have never seen as many flowers or people at a funeral. She never met a person she didn't make a friend instantly.

I can see all sides of the opinion...like brit says, lights out and you're gone. I can see that maybe religion in general was created to instill some sort of fear in the human mind to keep people somewhat behaved.

I agree with Bob though. There is no way an amoeba somehow evolved into a tadpole fish that flopped on land grew lungs, became a monkey and evolved into a person.

I believe in evolution though, there are short neck turtle that evolved into long neck turtles to reach the vegitation from trees and taller bushed. The thing is that there is still medium and short necked turtles as well as the long neck turtles. Where are all the half man half monkey beings at? Darwin was a brilliant man but I think he got that wrong.

I wanted to get involved in this discussion because there are a lot of false things floating around about mormons that many believe are true. Mormons endured quite a bit in the beginning. I think it was in Missouri that a governor Boggs instated a law that mormons could be killed on site. Tar an feathering was quite common..etc, etc.

There are some quirks to my religion as there is to any religion. I cant speak for everyone in the religion but I can speak for myself in that I find a lot of mormon jokes funny. Anytime I see a minivan or a station wagon I call it a BMW. Basic Mormon Wagon (cause Mormons are nitorious for having big families!) The Lord said multiply and replenish the earth and the mormons take that literally!

I had a return missionary tell me a joke that he heard on his mission...

Let's say Brit dies and goes to Heaven. He meets St. Peter at the pearly gates and peter gives him a tour of heaven. Peter says to Brit, "even though you dont believe in heaven here you are." "If you look over here, you will see the Presbytarians," says Peter. "If you look on your right you see the Jews and Catholics." "Other Atheists such as yourself and here as well and so are the Scientologists!" Then they cam to a hug wall as far as their eyes could see. Brit asks, "what is this for?" St. Peter leans close to Brit and whispers, "you have to be quiet around this wall." Brit whispers back, "Why?" Peter replies, "Because the mormons are on the other side of this wall and they think they are the only ones here."

britincali · Post by **britincali** » March 21st, 2008, 9:08 am

Caseys500 wrote:. Where are all the half man half monkey beings at? :

Im leaving that one WELL alone

I wouldnt say im athiest, more like agnostic

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