How to renew the Airline Industry
Posted: March 12th, 2008, 5:56 am
First, dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first
place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking
strippers!
What the hell --- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the
loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party
atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in
this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need much of a
salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good
that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick
back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
women.
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry
would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we
handle it right --- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an
asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking
strippers!
What the hell --- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the
loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party
atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in
this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need much of a
salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good
that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick
back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
women.
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry
would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we
handle it right --- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an
asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
